1. When you're looking for your own Hermione Granger:
2. When you're a king fit to be a queen:
3. When you're looking for your own fairy tale romance:
Get your fairy tale on here.
4. When you're playing the field... the entire field:
5. When you're off to church:
Now you can be all matchy-matchy with your special someone. You're welcome.
7. This one is appropriate for any and all sporting events:
8. When you're a real ace and want the world to know it:
9. Or you've got more than breakfast food on your mind:
10. When you need a last minute gift for your girlfriend, er, I mean roommate:
11. ~ Bloop ~
12. When you only want people in on the joke to get it:
13. You can keep it simple...
14. ... or be super blunt:
15. Maybe you're planning on sailing the high seas:
Get either one here.