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    Mar 27, 2014

    23 Ways To Respond To The Question: "Are You Gay?"

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    1. "Only on days that end in -Y"

    2. "Don't worry, either way you aren't my type."

    3. "Why do you ask?"

    4. Avoid giving a straight answer...

    5. ... pun intended.

    6. No one can resist a little play on words.

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    9. Quickly flash your shirt.

    10. Leave the situation quickly, smoothly...

    11. ... and in style.

    12. Change the subject...

    13. ... or turn the conversation around.

    14. Be a little mysterious.

    15. When in doubt: Rhyme.

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    16. Just lay it all out there and be honest.

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    When someone ask me the most obvious "Are you gay?" I reply...

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    When someone ask me the most obvious "Are you gay?" I reply...😌

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    20. Maybe too honest.

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    22. Just say whatever feels right.

    23. And if you're not gay, keep it classy.