1.
For the femme fatale you're crushing on:
2.
For the crazy cat lady love of your life:
3.
For the girlfriend who shares your favorite pasttime:
5.
For your ride-or-die chick:
6.
For the one who knows you breast:
7.
For the one you're dating until you get to date K-Stew, if we're being honest:
8.
For the lady you always kick it with:
9.
For the stereotypically cheesy:
10.
For your better half:
11.
For the bae that makes you spout poetry:
12.
For the one who, um, knows their way around you so well:
13.
For the ~old school cool~ babe in your life:
14.
For anyone who believed Joan and Peggy belonged together:
15.
For the lucky lady you share toothpaste with:
16.
For the first mate of your heart:
17.
Give something totally fetch:
18.
And, when all else fails, cut to the chase (sorry):
