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18 Valentine's Day Cards Women Will Actually Want To Give To Their Girlfriends

"Clitor-you, clitor-me, clitor-us."

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1. For the femme fatale you're crushing on:

You can snag this card from ProyectoAlegria on Etsy.
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You can snag this card from ProyectoAlegria on Etsy.

2. For the crazy cat lady love of your life:

Get this one for your boo at Little Lovelies Studio.
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Get this one for your boo at Little Lovelies Studio.

3. For the girlfriend who shares your favorite pasttime:

Get this card at Pussy Post on Etsy!
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Get this card at Pussy Post on Etsy!

4. For your sweetie:

Go get this bit of sugar from Felixdeon.
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Go get this bit of sugar from Felixdeon.

5. For your ride-or-die chick:

This card is waiting for you at ShoshyCadoodle.
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This card is waiting for you at ShoshyCadoodle.

6. For the one who knows you breast:

Pick this one up from MishkaMarie.
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Pick this one up from MishkaMarie.

7. For the one you're dating until you get to date K-Stew, if we're being honest:

Get this card at HBombStuff on Etsy.
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Get this card at HBombStuff on Etsy.

8. For the lady you always kick it with:

You can buy this card at Little Me Paper Co.
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You can buy this card at Little Me Paper Co.

9. For the stereotypically cheesy:

Another ShoshyCadoodle creation.
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Another ShoshyCadoodle creation.

10. For your better half:

Snag this one from SEAS and PEAS on Etsy.
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Snag this one from SEAS and PEAS on Etsy.

11. For the bae that makes you spout poetry:

This rhyme is waiting for you over at Lady Face Paperie!
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This rhyme is waiting for you over at Lady Face Paperie!

12. For the one who, um, knows their way around you so well:

You can thank The Millie Hall Shop for this educational card.
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You can thank The Millie Hall Shop for this educational card.

13. For the ~old school cool~ babe in your life:

This classic is waiting for you on Ebay.
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This classic is waiting for you on Ebay.

14. For anyone who believed Joan and Peggy belonged together:

Retro love made possible by C Designs Cards.
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Retro love made possible by C Designs Cards.

15. For the lucky lady you share toothpaste with:

Pick up this duo at Lost Marbles Co.
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Pick up this duo at Lost Marbles Co.

16. For the first mate of your heart:

Get your sea legs at Felixdeon on Etsy.
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Get your sea legs at Felixdeon on Etsy.

17. Give something totally fetch:

Get your lesbian crush on at Jana Doodles on Etsy.
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Get your lesbian crush on at Jana Doodles on Etsy.

18. And, when all else fails, cut to the chase (sorry):

You can thank Julie Ann Art for this gem.
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You can thank Julie Ann Art for this gem.