1. When this survey question was carefully answered:
And when this song remix were born:
2. When this swift exit was taken:
3. Every single time the dashboard just knew:
(The Tumblr dashboard always knows.)
4. When we lost Tommy:
5. When a pun was used to "once in a lifetime" effect:
6. When this mournful ode was penned:
7. When this twist occurred:
8. When the #facts were unapologetically laid out:
9. And the word "partner" was put into context:
10. When religion was brought into the conversation:
11. When someone thought the deep thoughts:
12. And things got real:
13. When Ellen Page came out of the closet and somone was ready:
14. When things were taken to church:
15. And the best part of sexy time was revealed:
16. And this exit too:
17. When the term "bone titties" was born:
18. And when the record was set straight, pun intended:
19. But perhaps most memorably, that one time Dave showed up:
What a year, what a time to be alive.
