1.
When she tells you she's never been with a woman, but she's always been "curious":
2.
When things are going well but you catch sight of her long-ass fingernails:
3.
When she casually mentions she doesn't really like going down on people, right after you've gone down on her:
4.
When she tells you she's totally down to strap it on:
5.
When she bites your nip a pinch too hard, but you can't show your weakness:
6.
When she's way too drunk to have any business going down on you, but you're too polite to interrupt:
7.
When you're giving it everything you've got — but frankly it has been hours and she just won't finish:
8.
When she's having multiple orgasms and you're just getting started:
9.
When she slips another finger in and you can't decide if you love it or hate it:
10.
When she's going to town and slips in the back door for a second — once again, you can't decide how you feel about it:
11.
When she starts talking dirty so you get your game face on:
12.
When the double-ended dildo keeps slipping out but you finally figure out a position that works:
13.
When you feel the hand cramp starting but she's telling you not to stop:
14.
When you queef and all you can do is sit back and think about all your life decisions leading up to this point:
15.
When you really need to wipe your hand off but don't want to ruin her sheets:
16.
When you magically finish at the same time:
17.
When she tells you that was the best she's ever had and you know that wasn't even your best work.
