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This New Commercial For Dick's Pizza Is...Problematic

This guy thought it was a good idea not only to name his pizza place "Dick's" but also to shoot a commercial...

Dick's Pizza is "coming" to Toronto.

Apparently, the owner's name is Richard Long. So there's that.

Even their smallest pizzas are a whopping 10 inches long.

Dick wants you to try his signature "Deep Dick" pizza.

There's a Dick's for everyone in the family!

Poor Dick may be packing some emotional baggage.

And it seems like he may also have some anger issues.

Of course, Dick also delivers.

And what a catchy jingle!

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