This New Commercial For Dick's Pizza Is...Problematic

This guy thought it was a good idea not only to name his pizza place "Dick's" but also to shoot a commercial...

Dick's Pizza is "coming" to Toronto.

Good for him for trying, we guess.

Apparently, the owner's name is Richard Long. So there's that.

Dick Long.

Even their smallest pizzas are a whopping 10 inches long.

But how big is the large Dick's?

Dick wants you to try his signature "Deep Dick" pizza.

Hoo boy.

There's a Dick's for everyone in the family!

Including and especially your grandma.

Poor Dick may be packing some emotional baggage.

Keep your chin up, Dick!

And it seems like he may also have some anger issues.

Dick, please stop shouting.

Of course, Dick also delivers.

Would you open the door of your home to this man?

And what a catchy jingle!

It's gotta be Dick's, baby!

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