Community Contributor

Community

Do you have the skills to charm? Or are you a hopeless romanceless loser?

Test Your Flirtation Skills With This First Date "Choose Your Own Adventure"

Who will you ask out on a date?

Hold it right there buddy. Elmo is three and a half years old.

Promise you were only kidding?

Where to take Billy?

Billy says he hates swedish furniture store.

He took the breakup pretty well. What now?

While your mouth is gaping open in shock, he shoves a Chilean Rosehair tarantula down your throat!

He says he's very sorry.

Billy asks you to dangle him off the edge for a sweet album cover.

Your grip on Billy begins to slip...

An eagle swoops down and picks up Billy, flying him to safety.

The eagle is pleased with your offering. She offers to marry you.

Batman is hungry.

That meal was delicious. Who should pay for it?

black and white star wars lego mini figure

Batman doesn't want to pay the check!

What's your first move?

The BOG WITCH invites you inside.

a woman in a black coat holding her hands out

The BOG WITCH asks what's wrong.

She did not like that one bit.

Good save. Where should you go instead?

Which grave do you dance on?

It's getting pretty late. Stop raving?

The BOG WITCH has two pets. Which do you pet first?

gray crt tv turned on beside brown brick wall

The Creature gargles happily and turns into an old TV. What movie do you put on?

Your date pauses The Second To Last Unicorn and asks you to guess her real name.

You're going away for a long, long time. Stay away from Elmo you creep. And the other muppets too.

Immediate Prison

Happily Single

You can do better than that my friend. You need to reevaluate your life.

Standards Way Too Low

What a stupid way to die. What were you thinking, man?

white and black i love you printed wooden wall

Choked on a Spider

Holy smokes this is not good! At least it was an accident... it was an accident, right?

You... You Killed Billy!

Humanity is doomed. Billy wants nothing to do with you.

You Started The Eagle Wars

Dubiously legal. But I guess all's well that ends with marrying a talking eagle.

Eagle Wedding

DId you forget this was your FIRST DATE? Proposing is NOT a good look. Let's take this one step at a time...

Sloooooow Down Tiger

You payed for the meal when your date was a ZILLIONARE? That takes skill.

Sucker!

Probably not how you wanted your date to go. But better to have loved and lost.

man in black sweater and white pants sitting on brown wooden table

Beat to a Pulp by Batman

Your chess defeat makes new headlines. Everywhere you go people laugh. Nobody will ever date you again.

Humiliating Chess Defeat

You impressed Batman. He wants to show you the alley where his parents died.

man in black and gray stripe hoodie sitting on brown wooden chair

Second Date Secured!

The witch filed a restraining order and I do NOT blame her.

person in orange long sleeve shirt writing on white paper

Restraining Order

Every time you stub your toe you grow another.

yellow inflatable smiling emoji balloon in focus photography

Cursed Grave

Raved Too Hard

You.. Just Pet A Stapler

Oof. I guess your movie choice was too lame.

Bad Movie. Breakup By Text.

Better luck next time. Oh wait... there is no next time. It's for Eternity.

a bird cage hanging from the side of a building

Wrong Name. Birdcage for Eternity.

The rest of the movie went great and you both had a great time. The BOG WITCH gave you a candle that screams.

Second Date Secured

About BuzzFeed Community

Community Brand Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community

Sorry, this content is <i>no longer</i> supported.

BuzzFeed Community Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community Leaderboard

BuzzFeed News has breaking stories and original reporting on politics, world news, social media, viral trends, health, science, technology, entertainment, and LGBTQ issues.

All the best animals on the internet. The snuggle is real.

BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved.

BuzzFeed News | Breaking News | Original Reporting | News Analysis

Animal Pictures and Videos - Adorably from BuzzFeed

Name

Thanks for subscribing!

Stay up to date with our latest BuzzFeed video. Enter your email to subscribe!

Oops! Upload an image or add text to submit.

BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends.

Test Your Flirtation Skills With This First Date "Choose Your Own Adventure"

Share This Article