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Which Birthday Present I Don't Want ARE YOU?

Drink of choice?

Where are you getting married?

Who you gonna hang out with

What did you just say?

Morning routine 

What song gets you pumped and feeling powerful?

Saddest thing that could happen 

Would you rather have no hands or no feet

Coffee?

Best time of day

This is bad value, overhyped and M&Ms are perfectly fine, but not sufficiently good to require a world - a bit like you. You are so basic that even the cookie cutter thinks you are boring. Go wander aimlessly around Picadilly Circus with the rest of the gormless tourists you coin.

Trip to M&M world

EURGH go shout about how NFTS are the future to someone else please. You aren't a venture capitalist because you dowloaded a stock market app. Monopoly always starts arguments, brings out the worst in people and goes on way past anyone's enjoyment, exactly like you!

Giant Monopoly Escape Room

Deluded with pretentions of middle-brow grandure, obnoxiously noisy and yet somehow totally vibeless you and All Bar One and one and the same. If you aren't on a hen do or at brunch with the girlies RIGHT THIS SECOND I'll start worrying you will get withdrawal symptoms. Or maybe the weekend is over and its time to fuck off back to the home counties or wherever you came from because only the most desperate of Londoners would enter this hell of too sweet drinks.

All Bar One

I would say it's good you can enjoy the small things but mate at this point the bar is so low it's a line on the ground and do you know what? You've crossed it. You could literally do anything with your time and this is it?

A walk in the park with Wes

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Which Birthday Present I Don't Want ARE YOU?

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