Which Roommate Are You?
It's entirely possible your' roommates call you "Mom" in the secret group chat they haven't invited you to. But don't worry if they complain about the chore chart you made last weekend - they're probably all secretly glad the bathroom's clean.
You take regular 40 minute showers and drink milk direct out of the carton. But, your roommates probably forgive you because of the flat-screen your parents bought for living-room.
Please stop licking your partner's face in the living-room. The rest of us are trying to watch real housewives.
You have your roommates slip your mail under your door so you don't have to come into the kitchen to check the communal pile. Your room is off limits anytime there's a party. But you haven't left a dirty dish in the sink in 2 years so no one minds.
You're the roommate whose stash is always stocked. Sure, you're probably holding everyone back from reaching their full potential. But you're likely everyone's favorite roommate for better or worse.
Even though you haven't noticed the thing layer of dirt accumulating on all of your belongings your roommates probably have. They've also been counting the number of days your old peanut butter jar has been sitting in the sink.