Over the weekend, Twitter user @pant_leg asked her followers to share the worst thing someone has said to them while having sex, and the results are...something:
what’s the worst thing someone has said to you while having sex? mine is “are you feeling it now mr krabs”
First, we're gonna start with what I'm gonna call just a lack of understanding:
1.
@pant_leg this boy went down on me for the first time and said “why is it wet”
2.
@pant_leg Him: Are you having fun or do you want to try the other position? Me, assuming he misspoke: haha "the" other, like there's only two Him: well there's 3 I guess if you wanna get adventurous (As far as I can tell he was being 1000% serious)
3.
@pant_leg "I'm gonna need to use my cane tomorrow"
Then, there are the pop culture references:
4.
@pant_leg he leaned in for a kiss and said "this is mah swamp" 😰🤦♀️
5.
@pant_leg Just the road runner "meep meep" noise
6.
@pant_leg An old friend of mine once said "Autobots, transform and pull out" as he pulled out and then was kicked out of bed He would also make rocket noises sometimes.
7.
@pant_leg "there's a snake in my boot"
Rude criticisms:
8.
@pant_leg "i thought this was going to be better"
9.
@pant_leg “u got dry on me”
10.
@pant_leg "you need to watch more porn" is up there, but usually just the exasperated sigh says it all.
The name calling, or lack thereof:
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@pant_leg We'd been together like 9 months.
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@pant_leg One time a boy called my by my ig username bc he didn't know my real name ,,,,, so this man deadass called me pasta boy spence during sex
These "O-phrases":
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@pant_leg My roommates exboyfriend looked her in the eye and said "whoopsie doo, here comes the goo" as he came. We still don't let her live that one down😂
14.
@pant_leg "be less hot next time" after lasting the shortest time I've ever had
15.
@pant_leg He said "wubba lubba dub dub" while cumming
The premature feelings:
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@pant_leg "I love you, I want you to have my kids and marry me" literally in the span of a minute and It was literally a drunk one night stand
17.
@pant_leg I had a one night stand accidentally say “I love you once” 😒
And finally just ???????????:
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@pant_leg They grabbed my ears like a steering wheel and started making race car noises
19.
@pant_leg “Can we invite your roommate in” not the first time but the second time after I’d said no
20.
@pant_leg their roommate sneezed in the hallway and they yelled bless you
21.
@pant_leg “Thank you for flying Delta”