It's been a week, so here are some funny tweets from women to make you smile, because you deserve a good laugh.
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miley cyrus lied... it is NOT a party in the usa 😔
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I don’t even have a tweet that could do this video justice. just watch it
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Me on dates https://t.co/clZEqemdUf
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I took my daughter on a walk. This how she let me know she was done walking 😒
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My friend could say she poisoned her boyfriends coffee and the girls would say “and that’s what you felt you needed to do in that moment”
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People be on their phone 24/7 and think it’s a sign from the universe they see 11:11
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Lmfaoooooo what yal gon do? Send em home?💀💀💀 https://t.co/5bMMK4NDbx
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Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening .
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Should I respond to these emails or continue to pretend I am dead
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me whenever i hear “hey beautiful “ at the gas station https://t.co/uQLXHFvLZB
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Undergrad was a wild time man. I had $-0.27 in my account and somehow I was living my best life. 😂
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how come after like age 26 your body starts to make clicking sounds when you stretch... is that the warranty expiring...
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so amazing how my parents found each other even though they were from opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum
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I just saw a job require 15+ years in social media experience?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! So like they want to hire Tom from Myspace!??!
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it didn’t even look that far but my guy kept falling 😭 https://t.co/KW03O46ktY
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me, 2:30 am: huh, I wonder why my sleep schedule is such a mess? me, at 4:31 pm: now to drink a full glass of coffee before my nap
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Y’all be manifesting everything but common sense
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“Hey I think you’re really cool and I enjoyed flirting with you the other night. I’d love to meet up if we weren’t in a pandemic but I’m not sure I want to have a 4 hour FaceTime call, text for two weeks, and then never speak again as I’ve done that 7 times since March.”
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the lady who takes my temp every morning when I walk into my building always says it's "94.7" so i'm either a classic rock station or i have hypothermia
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i think as soon as you decide you don’t want to be awake anymore you should be able to sleep
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Me supervising my future children’s parties https://t.co/zTxVJHjpur