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“you look so unapproachable.” But here you are, approaching me. https://t.co/2ivveA46La
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Dakota Johnson if you’re reading this I appreciate the chaos in which you thrive and I’m free to hang out most nights and weekends
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Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents:
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I hope everyone’s thanksgiving is going better than my mother’s
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my ideal husband has 23 instagram followers and his best pic of himself is from 3 years ago
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My dad is drinking a to-go cup of clam chowder while driving like it’s a latte I am horrified and folks I’m back in Massachusetts
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how I look asking people to close my door when they leave my room https://t.co/a7hHCS0DZQ
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when is it too late to have a baby shower ? cause my mama never had one when she was pregnant with me & i need some clothes
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So this is how my day is going
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I thought I raised my kid smarter... #MyFirstParentingMistake
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Thanksgiving in NYC is truly something else.
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People out here butt-chugging sunlight.
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imagine being put on blast for being a dumbass when you were thirteen 4000 years later
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Ok they win.
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my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is