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Updated on Sep 22, 2019. Posted on Sep 14, 2019

18 Funny Tweets From Women This Week

"Why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day."

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had to cancel my landlord for asking me to pay every month?? You are soooo cancelled sis ✌🏼✌🏼 not inviting that type of energy into my life

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this is literally how birthday cake works

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my stepdad found a tapeworm in the shower so he put it in a ziplock bag with some water so it wouldnt die and brought it to the lab and this morning they called and said sIR THIS IS AN ONION

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Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

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no one: my dad on the phone: S as in Sam, O as in octopus

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College taught me to have a time limit for emotional breakdown. Like cry for a minute. Move on. Continue studying. Def NO TIME FOR SLACKING OFF!!!

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me still putting on my lipgloss after my middle school teacher told me “this is English not beauty class”

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why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day

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IPhone 7 and below after this #AppleEvent

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me every time a guy holds eye contact with me in public for longer than three seconds

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Boyfriend: what’s wrong? Girlfriend: nothing.... Girlfriend the rest of the day:

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My mom didn’t have to do me like that...

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You know you’ve been in NY too long when u look at this and think, “wow that’s a really nice looking trash pile”

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