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Hi mom. Can you come pick me up he has a five in one body wash.
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oh my god
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Hi we were recording for our chem video and this happened😕
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a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists
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Keanu Reeves was at Ali Wong’s show yesterday & tried to sit in the normal people seats until an usher and lady came to reseat him probably to a better seat bc he’s Keanu Reeves. He prob could have just gotten a free VIP seat but he just went on ticketmaster himself like a normal
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A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??
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My life in a nutshell
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all US history is just deep lore for the American Girl historical series canon
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*watching the Joker movie* (under breath) ...i could fix him
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Halloween 2019 😂
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actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me I think about it for 6 months
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Me: I won’t drink tonight guys I promise Also me:
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me : guy behind u is cute but dont look my friends : https://t.co/ar1hFEwtWP
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every guy with blue eyes looks like this cow to a certain degree:
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just remembered that multiple people see my side profile every day