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God creating Dalmatians.
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I'm never deleting twitter
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all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2
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Me, rsvp’ing for Thanksgiving with family https://t.co/XEWh8eSoTK
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This is the bag men carry their audacity in https://t.co/hTWtkO1U6n
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Me: Damn i really need to do my essay Also me:
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how is tik tok free
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Please respect my privacy during this time. Nothing happened I just don’t want to talk to anyone.
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Him: I love you Me:
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recently found out my ex had been cheating on me for the past 5 months so here’s a picture of him crying like a child when i found out and left his ass lmfaooooo gets me every time
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have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation
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almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday
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Straight line: _______________________________ Dashed line: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ Girl from my high school who thinks she's an influencer: ------------------------------
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are they bowling to represent soup??? or to win soup???
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sometimes having a family amazon account is.....embarassing
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When you try to play fight with your girl
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Which one of them is the candles hoe https://t.co/wORvy3qK6h
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My grandad wanted everyone leaving his funeral with a smile on his face❤️and that’s exactly what he got,I’m so proud #shayslastlaugh
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Charlie wasn’t with the bullshit and started throwing hands 😂😂😂😭
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I can’t stop watching this
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someone at work just posted about her chickens on slack and their names are .... ..... .... Ellen DeHeneres and Susan SarandHen
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So are we just going to ignore the fact that all adults have a favorite stovetop burner & no one talks about it
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I swear to god 😭😭😭