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Nobody: The waiter at Olive Garden:
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So my husband took me on a paint date and I-
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Millennials venmoing the same $20 back and forth until one of us dies.
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“You keep smiling at your phone, what are you looking at?” “...nothing...”
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This email finds me suffering actually but thank u
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carrie bradshaw will be like “They were the perfect heel...for the perfect date...with the perfect man” and the shoes look like this
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We got a new video baby monitor and I think that was a mistake
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People say committees don’t work but that’s bc they haven’t seen a group of women gather to help one person draft & send a risky text
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How dare u fvcking accuse me of stealing ur TV what a fvcking rude host u r I'm leaving IMMEDIATELY
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So a random number texted me and I just played along... and man fuck Bianca
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a girl from my due date group on fb is having a c-section on december 25th and wants to name her daughter “krissmiss dae”... she asked for opinions or other holiday name ideas and i suggested noelle or ivy... and she replied “eh idk those are kinda weird sounding” 😭😭😭
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So I tried finessing this guy into sharing his Disney+ account with me and this is what he sends me 😭
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To my writer friends. Just keep going. I was rejected over 48 times before I got my 49th rejection.
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My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling omg
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wtf i love gender reveals now
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This is what happens when you leave your car window open for 15 minutes in the wrong neighborhood
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me coming back to the party after i just threw up in the bathroom