Comedy·Posted on Nov 4, 201920 Hilarious Jokes Women Tweeted This Week"Millennials be like: Terrible service. 5 stars and 20% tip so this idiot can pay their bills."by Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. lena @notIena im officially taken 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 as a fucking joke 01:43 AM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson I don’t give a fuck about “moist” but if you ever use the word “delicious” or even “tasty” to describe something that isn’t food I might have to kill you 07:44 PM - 02 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Nicole ❥ @nicolington him: “she’s prob cheating on me on her girls trip” her: 01:57 AM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Luna Lunera @morisual_ them: “you need to battle your demons” me & my demons: 12:19 AM - 02 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕥 ℙ𝕚𝕝𝕘𝕣𝕚𝕞 @alesiavsworld I belong to the sheets 04:36 AM - 02 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. muna @munaism For every hour I spend with someone I gotta spend 72 hrs alone 12:18 AM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. kristiana @KristianaKuqi I hope this guy i met at the Eiffel Tower and asked for a pic of us kissing so i could pretend i had a romantic time in Paris is doing good. 07:51 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. kimmy @ka_waltz I don’t care for math. if a number wants to get different that’s none of my business 06:38 PM - 02 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt 10:30pm on friday night absolutely posted in bed with a candle lit I rly truly envy 14th century bitches who died long before they reached 23 I am so tired 02:23 AM - 02 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. leah🌿 @leafyIeah millenials b like: terrible service. 5 stars and 20% tip so this idiot can pay their bills 01:07 AM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. rachel @maybefrommoon Body: we need sleep Me: no, if we sleep before 11:30 we lose Body: what the fuck are you talking about 05:22 AM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gee_Uh ✨♈️ @Gia_Pett My sister is a fool 😂 she killed this though @KekePalmer IG: ebscurlytv 11:18 PM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. emily (fan acc) @starksyndrome imagine being a kid, going trick or treating, and receiving candy from your friendly neighbor sitting on his porch steps: paul rudd 11:31 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. tilly @nextleveltilly this sweet man ..... made a twitter account to show me his pasta because you cant send pictures on tinder https://t.co/m3LMsfRW6S 01:10 AM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sidney @SidwWolfe If anyone wants to know how my weekend went I totaled my car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead HAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY 04:19 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo A little girl with green hair chalk just asked me if my hair was dyed for Halloween. When I told her it was green year round she turned to her dad and screamed: “YOU SAID GREEN HAIR WAS ILLEGAL AFTER HALLOWEEN! WHY DID YOU LIE?!” 10:38 PM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. corie johnson @corietjohnson my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process. 04:21 PM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ashley @loneIymood dating a skinny guy is cool and all until you’re cooking and you accidentally boil him with the noodles 06:30 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. leona @leonamcgrew_ my bf fell asleep in the living room so i went to the room and fell asleep tell me whyyyy this mf was up at 5 am standing at the foot of the bed w the blanket wrapped around him in the dark talking bout “why you left me in there by myself” i almost pissed myself 😭😭😭 01:27 PM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 𝐋𝐎✨ @laurwongs another girl just passed me this note across our lecture hall, im baby🥺 10:28 PM - 29 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite