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Updated on Nov 10, 2019. Posted on Nov 4, 2019

20 Hilarious Jokes Women Tweeted This Week

"Millennials be like: Terrible service. 5 stars and 20% tip so this idiot can pay their bills."

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im officially taken ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ as a fucking joke

2.

I donโ€™t give a fuck about โ€œmoistโ€ but if you ever use the word โ€œdeliciousโ€ or even โ€œtastyโ€ to describe something that isnโ€™t food I might have to kill you

3.

him: โ€œsheโ€™s prob cheating on me on her girls tripโ€ her:

4.

them: โ€œyou need to battle your demonsโ€ me & my demons:

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For every hour I spend with someone I gotta spend 72 hrs alone

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I hope this guy i met at the Eiffel Tower and asked for a pic of us kissing so i could pretend i had a romantic time in Paris is doing good.

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I donโ€™t care for math. if a number wants to get different thatโ€™s none of my business

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10:30pm on friday night absolutely posted in bed with a candle lit I rly truly envy 14th century bitches who died long before they reached 23 I am so tired

10.

millenials b like: terrible service. 5 stars and 20% tip so this idiot can pay their bills

11.

Body: we need sleep Me: no, if we sleep before 11:30 we lose Body: what the fuck are you talking about

12.

My sister is a fool ๐Ÿ˜‚ she killed this though @KekePalmer IG: ebscurlytv

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imagine being a kid, going trick or treating, and receiving candy from your friendly neighbor sitting on his porch steps: paul rudd

14.

this sweet man ..... made a twitter account to show me his pasta because you cant send pictures on tinder https://t.co/m3LMsfRW6S

15.

If anyone wants to know how my weekend went I totaled my car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead HAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

16.

A little girl with green hair chalk just asked me if my hair was dyed for Halloween. When I told her it was green year round she turned to her dad and screamed: โ€œYOU SAID GREEN HAIR WAS ILLEGAL AFTER HALLOWEEN! WHY DID YOU LIE?!โ€

17.

my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process.

18.

dating a skinny guy is cool and all until youโ€™re cooking and you accidentally boil him with the noodles

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my bf fell asleep in the living room so i went to the room and fell asleep tell me whyyyy this mf was up at 5 am standing at the foot of the bed w the blanket wrapped around him in the dark talking bout โ€œwhy you left me in there by myselfโ€ i almost pissed myself ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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another girl just passed me this note across our lecture hall, im baby๐Ÿฅบ

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