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    Updated on May 13, 2019. Posted on May 11, 2019

    17 Tweets By Women That Will Make You Say, "LOL, YES"

    "I’m single because I hate people, but I want to find one person who I don’t hate, who also hates people, but doesn’t hate me."

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    my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly” me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN”

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    So my possum living in the grill had babies

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    My baby sister 😭 I don’t even have any words LMFAO

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    So my friend got a spray tan yesterday She woke up this morning and found it on her boyfriends leg 😭

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    I’m single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don’t hate who also hates people but doesn’t hate me.

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    I just found out that my husband fills the dog's water dish not from the tap, but from the fridge's water purifier feature. "She'd do the same for me", he said.

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    Aww Harry Styles and Megan <3

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    An anger scale for online discourse by masc nicknames: dude: not that mad buddy: solidly peeved my man: pretty annoyed bro: steamed for real chief: uh oh my guy: furious

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    Petition to rename mini golf to just “golf” and golf to “large golf”

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    sooo my mom caught my boyfriend at the house and this was the video she sent me 😂😂😂

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    Fam the cow jumped over the moon https://t.co/M3V2OnzcVj

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    who among us has not seen king tut's remains and thought "damn that cheesesteak looks good as hell"

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    My tummy would have been this flat if I hadn’t twisted my ankle that one time https://t.co/8MNkVhY6yO

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    @chrissyteigen I see no difference 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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    This guy sent me hate on Facebook so I told his mom on him. She was really nice about it.

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    I saw this on reddit and I’ve watched it a minimum of 27 times and every single time it has only gotten better and exceeded my expectations

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