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When he a red flag but reds your fav colour https://t.co/0U9ssOhG4t
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Years ago I cheated back on my ex and got so nervous he’d find out that I broke out in a stress rash and told his mom it was “stress from school” and her response was “I had one of those when I was younger bc I cheated on my boyfriend” U should’ve seen the look on my face
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You ever get a “wya” text and sit and decide where you at 😂
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The only person who used the filter right
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Me when my alarm goes off
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low-key devastating
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Future me when my kids cryin
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Sleepovers when you’re 12: a full duffle bag, multiple pillow pets, blanket or two, snacks for days Sleepovers now: phone charger, birth control & a bottle of wine
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Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911.
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SO THIS JUST HAPPENED
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Jamie Lannister is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut. #GameofThrones #GOT
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It was supposed to be the summer of their lives. But life... isn't faire. RENN FAIRE. THIS SUMMER ON FOX.
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Meanwhile in IKEA...
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I really hate texting, but I also hate phone calls. What I’m saying is don’t contact me.
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Leonardo DiCaprio in 1997 finding out the news his future girlfriend has just been born.
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Stepdad teaching me something new. #Watch #Share
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remember ryan and sharply evans? this is them now. feel old yet?
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This divorce lawyer. I’m screaming