Comedy·Posted on Jun 9, 201917 Jokes From Women That I Can't Stop Laughing At"Hate when I go out in public and other people be there."by Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lauren @Avonleaambition “you think you can do these things nemo but you just can’t!” 04:26 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. karen. 🇳🇬 @_nne_nne it’s above me now https://t.co/88ua7EXGAL 11:46 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Michaela Okland @MichaelaOkla Sure I could go to a high school reunion, but what would I say to them? Congrats on the pyramid scheme? Congrats on the teen marriage? Nothing I say would sound sincere 05:01 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Katie McWard @katiemcward My friend got attacked by a swan. Twitter, plz do ur thang. 03:55 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. c @phatfreckle women’s nudes: here’s me in $95 lingerie, lounging in front of an ornate mirror during golden hour men’s nudes: here’s a Snapchat quality pic of my dick next to an empty can of sour cream & onion pringle’s 04:32 PM - 07 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Every r/relationships post by a man: can we all AGREE that my WIFE is a CRAZY BITCH because of [some completely innocuous behaviour] Every r/relationships post by a woman: my husband is sweet and caring and our relationship is perfect except for [terrifying serial killer shit] 06:46 PM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕒 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕤 @bhossbhabie An actual text my mother just sent me 11:09 PM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ANDREA @dreeaaxo_ So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this 12:33 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sarah Whelan Curtis @sarahwcurtis Yes, I did a photo shoot with my thesis. Longest labor ever. #phdlife 02:02 AM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Christine Thompson @Druncan_Hines Isn’t a straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A? 04:43 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. fowler @lvfwlr Hate when i go out in public n other ppl b there 06:54 PM - 01 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. sarah ♡ @sarahhollidayyy never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note 05:03 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. adison @coolgrandma98 when people leave my 15 yr old sister on read she sends them voice memos of her Screaming 03:32 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mariana✨ @marianalolx So i was tryna give my hamster a photoshoot and his food fell out of his cheeks ... 06:09 AM - 06 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. RUTH-ANN @RuthAnnJoy I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally 09:08 PM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ameera ♥ @lesmiserably mamma mia ah shit 🤝 here we go again 02:48 PM - 01 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Alicia Jessop @RulingSports This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻♀️ 08:58 PM - 07 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite