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    17 Jokes From Women That I Can't Stop Laughing At

    "Hate when I go out in public and other people be there."

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    “you think you can do these things nemo but you just can’t!”

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    it’s above me now https://t.co/88ua7EXGAL

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    Sure I could go to a high school reunion, but what would I say to them? Congrats on the pyramid scheme? Congrats on the teen marriage? Nothing I say would sound sincere

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    My friend got attacked by a swan. Twitter, plz do ur thang.

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    women’s nudes: here’s me in $95 lingerie, lounging in front of an ornate mirror during golden hour men’s nudes: here’s a Snapchat quality pic of my dick next to an empty can of sour cream & onion pringle’s

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    Every r/relationships post by a man: can we all AGREE that my WIFE is a CRAZY BITCH because of [some completely innocuous behaviour] Every r/relationships post by a woman: my husband is sweet and caring and our relationship is perfect except for [terrifying serial killer shit]

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    So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this

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    Yes, I did a photo shoot with my thesis. Longest labor ever. #phdlife

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    Isn’t a straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A?

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    Hate when i go out in public n other ppl b there

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    never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note

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    when people leave my 15 yr old sister on read she sends them voice memos of her Screaming

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    So i was tryna give my hamster a photoshoot and his food fell out of his cheeks ...

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    I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally

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    mamma mia ah shit 🤝 here we go again

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    This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻‍♀️