Comedy·Posted on Jan 27, 202024 Tweets From Women This Week That Are Downright Hilarious"Men are like, 'I'm sorry if me dating you made you think that I want to date you.'” — @realDKoellingby Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ege ♵☆ @porno4pyros grimes explaining people how to pronounce her baby’s name 04:12 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. maybe: Dallas @realDKoelling men are like “im sorry if me dating you made you think that I want to date you” 09:08 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kendra @kendraaaleighh I just left the gym and a guy in the parking lot yelled “damn you must be heavy set!” so feeling powerful and also annoyed i said “go fuck yourself” and he said “alright go to hell then” and it just dawned on me that he actually said “heaven sent” but whatever whats done is done 09:24 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bria Celest @55mmbae When you mad but your man asks if you wanna go get food https://t.co/4qeJOscGpY 12:32 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Mango THEE TAILOR @Mango_BunkBed You literally have to cook as soon as you get in because if you chill for one second you have lost 04:50 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. corie johnson @corietjohnson my best friend told me that if i died in an embarrassing way, she would frame herself for my murder so i didn’t “look so fucking pathetic” 🥰 02:41 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. shosh @shoshmcgosh one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time 12:38 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Lena @banalplay In 15 or so years beards will be unstylish again and we're gonna be seeing dudes faces for the first time in a generation. It's gonna be real bad. 04:32 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. emma✰ @cherriesIot HUH HOW ARE THERE KIDS NOW THAT DONT KNOW ONE DIRECTION 03:21 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Brydie Lee-Kennedy @BrydieLK We’ve come to an open air screening of Cats and...no one else is here 07:42 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Alicia Keys Sister @yellowbonemama Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday 06:10 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Alysia Judge @AlysiaJudge WAS SHOOTING HIS MOTHER NOT ENOUGH 03:47 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Katie Anthony @yokatykatikate Overheard in the women’s bathroom: “I just feel so stupid—“ “No, HE’S the stupid one! HE’S the STUPID ASS HOLE. Look at yourself, you’re a fucking goddess and he’s a shitty shoebox.” “Oh my god. Thank you... ... ... What’s your name?” “Shana.” “I’m Mandy.” 02:17 AM - 26 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. wastegyal @H3NNYC0K3 LMAO y’all my mom does these makeup tutorials and just talks shit about my sister and I the whole time 😭 05:47 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. peaches @isaxivy just found my favorite tiktok 04:00 AM - 24 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. joy @fakehesssa guys help me which perfume should i get?? im so confused 08:31 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jamey @jameyaccount said it a billlion times i’ll say it again there are no new dip n dots we are eating down a reserve made over a decade ago 07:12 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Holly x @hollyshortall When I was a wee emo this guy asked me out - I didn’t hear from him on the day till he texted me saying sorry & that his bat had died😪 so I got him a condolence card & a present and took it to the date like I’m so sorry about ur pet bat & he was like no I meant my phone battery https://t.co/pur9ENV6SE 07:03 PM - 19 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ophelia @a24florencepugh uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu 10:33 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sarah Beattie @nachosarah looking for a guy who wants a lady in the streets but an uncontrollable anxiety-ridden mess grappling with her ongoing existential crisis in the sheets 07:20 PM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. whitney @whitneyesi_ coming home to see all my makeup still out on my bed and my alternative outfits allover the room https://t.co/BAeQ1Ik5D4 10:26 PM - 14 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Alex Lee @alex_c_lee Queer Eye Season 6: 11:47 AM - 24 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Nicola Coughlan @nicolacoughlan Sometimes it’s hard being an ambitious person in the body of a person who loves taking naps 02:06 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 𝒔 @yungsids aight imma head out 06:24 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite