Another week, another roundup of funny tweets from women.
1. The mom agenda is real:
did my mom send this
2. 💀💀💀:
What’s it like living with anxiety:
3. The ruthlessness:
Candyman might’ve lasted longer in the group than Farrah https://t.co/ICZiM5jcnK
4. I just—:
using this guy’s bathroom and this is what it looks like
5. Literally me:
Me trying on outfits when my hair and makeup isn’t done
6. LMAO:
I've had enough
7. What is happening:
This is the most deranged bathroom sign I’ve ever seen
8. Damn:
in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it’s me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.
9. 😂😂😂:
Damn it My water broke
10. Glad I'm not the only one:
when someone tells me I should just put my clothes away after I wear them instead of piling them on various pieces of furniture throughout the room
11. A worthy candidate:
told a guy if he rly wanted to take me out on a date then he should send me a cover letter (jokingly ofc) but he actually sent me a resume???
12. I don't like this math:
I’m only 22 and I’m so burnt out LOL what am I supposed to do for another 60 YEARs????? work??? I hate it here
13. Cuuuuuuuuute:
Y’all....So while playing musical chairs, my dancing queen wanted to show off her dancing moves. She was supposed to be OUT 😂💀
14. The MVP:
spotify is the best relationship i've ever had i'm like hey um,, I didn't really like that song :// and spotify's like my queen I am SO sorry for even SUGGESTING that dreadful song I will never make such a disgusting mistake again please forgive me and let me rub your feet
15. This hits different:
“Sure!”— me saying no to something I don’t want to do
16. And I oop:
That one island in Mamma Mia https://t.co/M40qzrpkhp
17. LOL:
(My kid looking over my shoulder as I sign an email.) Kid: You’re not a Dr! Me: YES I AM! What do you think I was studying for all the time when you were little? Kid: Oh, I thought you just liked reading books and crying.