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My 9 Year Old African Brother Does My Voice Over😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bean call
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My Mom loves when I travel 🙃
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YALLL.....😭 SHE SAID bLOOp BlooP BloOp
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i was at petco and i made this video & please just watch it lmao
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my mom made my gecko a hat im gna cry
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Y’all. LMFAOOOOOOO DAWG
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THIS LITTLE GIRL I’M BABYSITTING JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I SAID NOT ANYMORE AND SHE SAID “BOYFRIENDS ARE A WASTE OF TIME” AND THEN SHE TURNS TO HER BROTHER AND TELLS HIM “YOU’RE GONNA BE A WASTE OF TIME”
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Your fan is so small ,whyyy 😂😂 https://t.co/5L1WXVAAKQ
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My secret Santa gifted me a pack of hair ties... I never showed up to this office with not one piece of hair. What is the reason
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My dad is a UPS driver in rural North Dakota & today he sent me these photos with no context
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quote this tweet with ur most embarrassin sex story !! (my friends startin a mag n wants to include some lol) my worst one was DEFINITELY the time i was on top w this guy & out of NOWHERE the ball of my nipple piercing FELL OFF & LANDED IN HIS MOUTH & HE STARTED CHOKING HAHAHAHA
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When my therapist asks how my anxiety level has been
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my bf used to use dawn dish soap as body wash and he said “if it’s good enough to clean ducks, it’s good enough to clean me” 🤦♀️ https://t.co/BOe58BtHKJ
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I forgot to move the damn elf last night and when the kids asked about it I panicked and said she died. Things are now much worse.
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when i was 17 my car started to spin out on the freeway during a blizzard and the only thing that snapped me out of my terror enough to be able to regain control was the chilling revelation that I didn’t want 2 Phones by Kevin Gates to be the soundtrack to my death
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Find a cookbook? 🤷🏾♀️ https://t.co/dBadnhRNi8
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YOOOO i’m weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Y’all really raise children after work? Wow.
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is this not bernie sanders https://t.co/2NTEsl1mpf
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Sorry but “tender and mild” is an absolutely nuts way to describe a baby you’re not trying to eat!