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Vibrator died so you know what i have to do
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so i tried the phone number neighbor thing- and lemme tell u im HOLLERING AT THE END
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I told my boyfriend some guy tried to get my number, here’s his reaction 🤦🏾♀️
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broh driving in la is such a trip i’m still laughing
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spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that 𝑖𝑠 weird
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This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video:
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30-50 feral hogs? sounds like my dating history lmao
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houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...
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michael cera is trending so i’d like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger
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*eats soup* you’re telling me an alphabet made this?
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my sister got a tattoo of our parents and... I —
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I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon
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H E Y POT TER Y B A R N AR E Y OU S U RE I T'S "DISHWASHER SAFE"
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the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit