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25 Tweets From Women This Week That Made Me Chuckle

"The male equivalent of getting bangs is thinking about doing stand-up."

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PITCH: "Reverse Queer Eye" - Five straight men come to your house and absolutely destroy your life.

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how i be at 3am watching tasty recipe videos that i will never cook https://t.co/CNmlWoE5Gq

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me waiting for my number neighbor to text me first bc i’m shy

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Girl, I'm a sweet guy Reply to all your tweets guy Be cool if we could meet guy Send pics of your feet guy Please reply to my chat type Or else I will get mad type You only date Chads type Whatever, you're so fat type I'm a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guy Bitch

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The male equivalent of getting bangs is thinking about doing stand up

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I was crying and my bf said “look at yourself. You’re wearing your big hoops and this is not big hoop attitude” you right boo

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Was feeling mad bummed out all day so I ate sushi and a cheeseburger and a brownie sundae and the good news is I am now in too much physical pain to notice my emotions

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Am i stupid or does anyone else hold off having their lunch break for as long as possible? So then when i get back I have less time until i finish?????

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Been all over this fucking mall looking for this boy😒

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just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. does this mean I am taking...nothing?

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Antoni explaining what farm-to-table means to a fourth generation dairy farmer is lobotomy goals

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Vibrator died so you know what i have to do

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so i tried the phone number neighbor thing- and lemme tell u im HOLLERING AT THE END

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I told my boyfriend some guy tried to get my number, here’s his reaction 🤦🏾‍♀️

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broh driving in la is such a trip i’m still laughing

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spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that 𝑖𝑠 weird

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This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video:

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30-50 feral hogs? sounds like my dating history lmao

19.

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

20.

michael cera is trending so i’d like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger

21.

*eats soup* you’re telling me an alphabet made this?

22.

my sister got a tattoo of our parents and... I —

23.

I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon

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H E Y POT TER Y B A R N AR E Y OU S U RE I T'S "DISHWASHER SAFE"

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the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit

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