It's the first of the month, so let's kick it off with some hilarious tweets from women!
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@darth I found a tiktok trend I think you’ll like
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the way this made me feel......
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͏ https://t.co/TTLqX5peAt
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the fact that exercise works but only if you do it all the time.....toxic
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tiktokers going to the white house and asking trump to not ban tiktok
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my roomate has lost her damn mind.
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Can we talk about how insane the premise of the movie 27 Dresses is? Who has 27 friends? Who knows 27 people? Who can afford going to 27 bachelorette parties? So many questions.
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Thank you to my postman for reminding me I’ll never be the green-fingered goddess I aspire to be 🤦🏼♀️
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can we start a thread on ways immigrant parents have expressed they want us to come home? ill start
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Liquor stores gotta start a rewards program, I know I’m due for a free pint!😂😭😂🤔
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the other day my daughter told me we “need to have a talk” & then she calmly explained to me she doesn’t like how i talk to her when i’m trying to rush her. she said rushing her interrupts her imagination and makes her actually take longer. the fucking DRAG. the shame i felt omg
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I was so happy during the whipped coffee phase of quarantine...so hopeful so naive..
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I hate that theres no way to know if you're on track or not for your annual consumption of 8 spiders
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I have a headache. Should I drink my third cup of coffee today or my first glass of water this week?
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me starting off my wedding vows like: https://t.co/LwraVORWPe
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I tweeted about how Europe is handling the pandemic better than America and a bunch of people in my mentions are telling me to go live in Europe and I’m like...I can’t because Americans aren’t allowed in because of how badly we’re handling the pandemic
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instant noodles scooby-doo praying 🤝 ramen
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19th century period dramas:
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i’ve never had a more infuriating conversation in my entire life lol
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brandy melville said We’re all one size....The human size ♥️ (00-4)