BuzzFeed 1. ugh @gIitering i will power the world https://t.co/RVTe4czZNm 04:13 PM - 29 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Cathy Humes @CrappyFumes Giants Strippers 🤝 Grinding men’s bones to make their bread 04:55 PM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kristine Berchtold @kristineberch I didn’t answer my brothers FaceTime call and this is what I received 09:02 PM - 29 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. cam @justabookeater_ me: i hate clichés author: the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one me: *sobs* omg the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one 03:57 AM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. amanda 🏹 @ootwamanda isn’t this what meredith grey said to derek shepherd in greys anatomy 02:58 AM - 29 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Katelyn Burns @transscribe In their late 20s? https://t.co/OSJqNUWTTa 03:26 AM - 02 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Giselle🍒 @gisexllee I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this... 07:30 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gisexllee 8. Maddi 🌻 @maddiwray6 Spyro doesn’t like it when I laugh at his big belly 09:37 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Liz Watson @watsontots The other night I saw this cow run to catch up with her friend (also a cow) who was waiting for her 09:50 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Natalie Walker @nwalks This is distressingly easy to misread 07:15 PM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Elyse @ayeeelyse Was being responsible and didn’t drive home after happy hour last night. Came back to pick up my car and it’s in a fucking farmers market. 07:50 PM - 27 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sam Berkhead @samberkhead I’m at the kfc I’m at the sephora I’m at the combination kfc and sephora 05:51 PM - 26 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ً @timeaways Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 minutes 08:58 PM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. joy @theothrjoy Told a boy I fancied him last night and he said ‘let’s just nip that in the bud’ patted my back and walked away 12:57 PM - 27 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jax ⚡️ @Diamond_Jax (I am 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant. Me: I’m... not pregnant. Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry! And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice. 02:13 PM - 02 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp A plane? Get here four hours early, let us X-ray you and bring birth certificate or we CANNOT let you board A train? Show up as we roll in bring whatever you want we’re not gonna check your ticket love you 😘 03:15 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. amy nguyen @amyngyn most people: oh no, hacker stole millions of credit applications me: niiiiiice women are hackers too. get that representation!!!! ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵃʳʳᵉˢᵗ ᵐᵉ https://t.co/3nMOIOGhBv 01:37 AM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. olga lexell @runolgarun please remember that vampire unions are the ones who fought to give you a vampire weekend 09:40 PM - 26 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. DONT CALL ME TO COME GET YOU ON AUG 4th @ZoeGawd Grandmas on their porch still waving at y’all from 25 miles down the road 01:35 AM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Liv @LivvyFanon This is what happens to your money when you don’t own property in capitalism https://t.co/cJtKc5WXt0 12:12 AM - 29 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Eva @EvaEJansen My favorite part of The Lion King is @billyeichner and @Sethrogen cropping each other out of their picture with Beyoncé. 12:57 AM - 27 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Want more laughs? Check out more of this summer's funniest tweets by women here!