This Is What Kylie Jenner's Bodyguard Looks Like. You're Welcome.

    ::fans self::

    As you know, this is Kylie Jenner and her daughter, Stormi.

    As you also know, Kylie's boyfriend, Travis Scott, is Stormi's father.

    Well, some fans think that 3-month-old Stormi bears a slight resemblance to someone else in Kylie's life...

    why does Stormi Jenner look like Kylie’s bodyguard? 🤔

    Her bodyguard.

    Kylie Jenner’s baby is her bodyguard’s, change my mind.

    But, that's just another ridiculous fan theory. Who cares!

    Me ringing Kris Jenner to find out if Kylie’s bodyguard is Stormi’s Dad:

    What I want to talk about is HOW IN THE HECK DID I NOT KNOW THAT KYLIE HAD SUCH A DELICIOUS BODY GUARDING HER BODY?!?!?!

    I don’t blame Kylie Jenner for fucking her bodyguard. I mean, have you seen the man ?

    Hello, this is Tim Chung.

    As you can see, he's very beautiful.

    Nay, a fucking SNACK 👏 AND 👏 A 👏 HALF 👏!

    UNF! You eat that pizza!

    Whatever it was, I did it. I'm guilty. Arrest me, I'm begging you!

    I'm just gonna let this song speak for itself...

    How do people look like this?!

    All I'm saying is that if he's going to father anybody's kids, they sure as hell better be mine!