Comedy·Posted on Jan 13, 202018 Incredible Tweets From Women This Week"If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid."by Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Roz🗣 @RozzaCampos God adding audacity when he made men 06:48 PM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Elizabeth May @_ElizabethMay i cannot believe I CANNOT BELIEVE I C A N N O T B E L I E V E that some of you out there spent $75 on a fucking candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina this goddamn candle IS SOLD OUT all of you need a time out you're all fired JAIL TIME TIME FOR JAIL 11:17 PM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Dime Dizzle 💎💸 @lipznhipz0 How the mfs at the front desk be when you arrive at the ER dying and shit https://t.co/WO1uaQf2QH 11:34 AM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚 @gyllenhalal me seeing an actor like “im just gonna google them real quick” and turning into a stan account within the week 06:58 AM - 06 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. lai @CVNDYMA first time completing a puzzle... this shit is easyyyy 04:04 AM - 07 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ✨ @neneknowles how does ibuprofen know where the pain is at? 11:30 PM - 07 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. deraa🧟♀️ @deraalict me saying hi back to men on the street so they don’t murder me https://t.co/WGrSUDKztp 04:15 AM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Alana Massey @AlanaMassey If you’ve been a babysitter between the West Village and Tribeca and met the awkward-art-school-16-22yr old-son-from-the-dad’s-first-marriage-you’re-not-in-charge-of who came home drunk on winter break and fell in love cause you were generally chill, you’ve met Timothee Chalamet 02:47 AM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Haxorus Enthusiast @softpiscean If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid 12:49 PM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 🌞 @sweetplummama I tried to make hearts and they turned out like ballsacks 😂😂😂😂😂 09:44 PM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 𝖏𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓 @jillianallyce Is your child texting about @olivegarden? Here’s a quick guide to find out: OG: Olive Garden LMAO: love me an olive LOL: lots of lasagna ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine BRB: breadsticks rock, bro WTF: where’s the fettuccine STFU: some tiramisu for us 05:11 AM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. indie @INDIEWASHERE ur buying ice coffee w soya milk... your environmentally conscious.... i see u brought ur own metal straw... u rly care.... but you don't know that metal straws won't save the oceans... corporations r responsible for 70% of pollution... but its ok i can fix that.... i can fix YOU 07:31 PM - 12 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 💛! @Alayyynnnaa My dad ate my pizza rolls and this is the message I get ! 😂😂😂😂😂 04:49 AM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖊 ⚖ @hexappeaI for $10 i will edit your ex out of your photo serious inquiries only 08:53 AM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. syd the kid @sydneyywhitson my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS 04:25 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Amanda Nell Edgar @amandanelledgar In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told me I couldn’t compare to this woman his EMT brother helped once ... who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me. https://t.co/TQSEwXK4rw 01:17 AM - 07 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. kendra @kendraaaleighh Every single week my dad makes the exact same recipe for beans that he’s been making my entire life and every week he texts me that it is the best batch he’s ever made and he freezes a container for when I come visit and i think that is just really important 04:51 AM - 06 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. pamm🏁 @xoxopamelaa18 Caught demons instead of men in Vegas 😐 09:41 PM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite