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Joe Keery Got Bangs And I Am Unwell

Call the police.

So, you probably know Joe Keery as Steve on Stranger Things.

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Though I'm obsessed with his character's whole unexpected lovable-jock-turned-single-dad-to-six-pre-teens thing, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention his hair.

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Yes, you heard me. His hair. It is GLORIOUS. LUSH. VOLUMINOUS. It has INCHES 👏upon 👏 INCHES.

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This is the face of a guy who has incredible hair and he knows it. He is SMUG with his locks.

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Seriously, his hair was practically its own character on the show. A plot point!


It's kinda famous, TBH.


Well, I hate, HATE to be the bearer of bad news, but a TRAGEDY has taken place. Prepare yourselves, folks...

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I have a lot of questions. Number one, HOW DARE YOU?! A BOWL CUT????? And are those *squints* FRINGE BANGS?!?!?!?! WHY, JOE, WHY?!!!!

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I'm not trying to be dramatic or anything, but someone needs to go to jail for this.

joe keery stans going through it right now

People are UPSET.

i just wanna know who the fuck was responsible for cutting joe keery’s precious hair off and ask them why they chose to wear a blindfold

They're confused...

who is responsible for joe keery’s haircut 💀

...they're scared...

Friday the 13th and the spookiest thing I saw today was Joe Keery’s haircut.

...they're FURIOUS.

joe keery really cut his hair. HIS HAIR. omfg this is so sick and twisted

Emotionally traumatized, even!

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Comparisons were made...

...and some people tried to find humor in their grief.

how joe keery looks after his hair cut

joe keery with his new haircut

But, ultimately, I think this sums up everyone's feelings.

I...I just...SMGDH...

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In loving memory, Joe Keery's hair (2015-2019).


But I guess if he likes it, that's all that matters!