So, you probably know Joe Keery as Steve on Stranger Things. Marc Piasecki / Getty Images Though I'm obsessed with his character's whole unexpected lovable-jock-turned-single-dad-to-six-pre-teens thing, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention his hair. Phillip Faraone / Getty Images Yes, you heard me. His hair. It is GLORIOUS. LUSH. VOLUMINOUS. It has INCHES 👏upon 👏 INCHES. Matt Winkelmeyer / Getty Images This is the face of a guy who has incredible hair and he knows it. He is SMUG with his locks. Pierre Suu / Getty Images Seriously, his hair was practically its own character on the show. A plot point! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix It's kinda famous, TBH. BuzzFeed BuzzFeed BuzzFeed Well, I hate, HATE to be the bearer of bad news, but a TRAGEDY has taken place. Prepare yourselves, folks... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Stefanie Keenan / WireImage I have a lot of questions. Number one, HOW DARE YOU?! A BOWL CUT????? And are those *squints* FRINGE BANGS?!?!?!?! WHY, JOE, WHY?!!!! Stefanie Keenan / WireImage I'm not trying to be dramatic or anything, but someone needs to go to jail for this. twenty twenty @dayachalamet joe keery stans going through it right now 08:57 AM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite People are UPSET. amani @amk_amani i just wanna know who the fuck was responsible for cutting joe keery’s precious hair off and ask them why they chose to wear a blindfold 02:07 PM - 14 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite They're confused... 🥀 @avengermemes who is responsible for joe keery’s haircut 💀 04:49 PM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite ...they're scared... Damfino ⍟⃝ @LadyDamfino Friday the 13th and the spookiest thing I saw today was Joe Keery’s haircut. 02:09 AM - 14 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite ...they're FURIOUS. bella twenty twenty @hawkinsmcu joe keery really cut his hair. HIS HAIR. omfg this is so sick and twisted 01:28 PM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Emotionally traumatized, even! mindy yorkes @gertschase therapist: joe keery with bangs can’t hurt you joe keery with bangs: 02:24 PM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Comparisons were made... xoxo gothicc girl @tired_and_dead I love joe keery but it had to be said 10:03 PM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite rory @hellororyg nobody: joe keery: 04:39 PM - 14 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite ...and some people tried to find humor in their grief. shay @pleasersink how joe keery looks after his hair cut 05:50 PM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite j @kenusreeves joe keery with his new haircut 02:23 PM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite But, ultimately, I think this sums up everyone's feelings. Chris//Fan account @immacallback2 Joe Keery: cuts his hair Everyone: 04:16 PM - 14 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite I...I just...SMGDH... Frazer Harrison / Getty Images, Stefanie< Keenan Qwzz] / WireImage In loving memory, Joe Keery's hair (2015-2019). Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix But I guess if he likes it, that's all that matters!