Food·Posted on Feb 27, 2019Put Down The Girl Scout Cookies And Read These Hilarious Tweets Instead"There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall."by Shyla WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Luke Pamer @LukePamer Me running past the Girl Scouts. 09:42 PM - 24 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Elizabeth Reaser @reasereaser Only a serial killer would eat one Thin Mint. It’s a sleeve or none at all, people. 08:01 PM - 25 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mitchell @Mitchellford91 I was buying Girl Scout cookies and trying to practice self control so I grabbed ONE box and asked “u have change for a $20?” And this lil girl really goes “I mean ya, but u could just buy 5 boxes instead?” So long story short I now have 5 boxes of cookies 02:12 AM - 21 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. Tim Long @mrtimlong CONVERSATION I JUST HAD: ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20! ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS ... ME: Four boxes would be great. 10:19 PM - 12 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. experimentgirl @experimentgirl My kids selling Girl Scout cookies at the lake: Runner: sorry, I don't have any cash Kids: we take credit Runner: actually I left my wallet In the car Kids: WE TAKE VENMO, PAYPAL, AND SQUARE CASH Runner: gives up and buys 3 boxes #hustle #GirlScouts #cookies 03:26 AM - 25 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Xav @XavierIsASavior Me talking about Girl Scout Cookies: 07:09 PM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Maddie Cox @maddie__cox These Girl Scouts sitting outside Walmart just asked a girl if she wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and she said no. The little girls then huddled afterwards and said "ladies we can do better. Act cute guys! That's how it works!" YALL THESE ARE SMART AND DANGEROUS CHILDREN. 😂 08:18 PM - 04 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Ally DiCesare @allydicesare There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall. 05:23 PM - 27 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. please sponser me with skinny girl @lisavanderpummp me in the 3rd grade outselling jackie in girl scout cookies 04:29 AM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lisabug BBQJonze @Lisabug74 I’m gonna sue those Girl Scouts. After 3 boxes, I’m neither thin nor minty. 03:26 AM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. roq @ouijake thin mints, samoas, and do-si-dos being the best girl scout cookies 07:24 PM - 23 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Alyssa @lyssaloohoo_ They don't make girl scout cookie bag resealable because they know damn well you're going to finish the entire thing in one sitting 05:22 PM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. tragic mulatto @sweatpantspapi Girl Scouts when they say they take Venmo after you try to unsuccessfully evade them. 09:51 PM - 22 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Splendid Hobo @Hobo_Splendido "Wow, looks like you lost weight" - Yeah I'm not eating much "New diet?" - No I'm just afraid of the Girl Scouts outside every grocery store 03:47 AM - 15 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. skye amber ☆ @_skyeamber mission: girl scout cookies plan: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier 07:30 PM - 21 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. SHAR @sharmainesapon the devil works hard but girl scouts work harder 08:52 PM - 09 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite