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Nobody: Jesus on Resurrection Sunday:
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*jesus has left the groupchat* Apostles: 😔 [3 days later] *jesus has been added to the groupchat* Apostles:
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Jesus: ✅ Rose from the dead ✅ Talked a lot ✅ Peaced out 40 days later Buffy: ✅ Rose from the dead ✅ Continued to fight monsters ✅ Averted even more apocalypses
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the Romans when they were told that Jesus wasn’t in the tomb
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The guards when they came back to see Jesus gone
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Soldiers: We’ll leave him in this tomb and come back to get his body in 3 days Jesus:
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Jesus ain’t dance, he ain’t pull up his pants, he just moved the rock away He came back, came back, came back, came back
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I see y’all not cancelling God for getting a woman pregnant without her consent. Y’all fake af.
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nobody: Jesus on Easter:
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Jesus: One of you will betray me Judas:
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Someone: The day Jesus died? We’re calling it Great Friday The Church:
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Jesus coming out the tomb #HappyEaster
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the disciples: how are you here? we thought you died! jesus:
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Mary Magdalene taking a selfie in front of the tomb
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who's gonna tell my mom thats a rice ball and a level slider, not a tomb and a cross.....
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When Jesus rose from the dead and saw Mary for the first time
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Jesus pulling up on Judas on the third day
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the romans when they saw Jesus walking around after they had just crucified him
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Jesus: died once and came back to life Jon Snow: died once and came back to life Easter: on Sunday Game of Thrones: on Sunday Coincidence: None Y: eet