Earlier this week, sports podcaster Jon Becker asked his Twitter followers to share their most controversial food opinion, and the thread has since gone viral. Jon Becker @jonbecker_ Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions 03:00 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Here are some of the most scalding takes on popular foods: 1. Put "Vegetables have no business being in a dessert" on my gravestone. Facts Do Matter @WilDonnelly @jonbecker_ Carrot cake is an abomination. Carrots need to know their place. Vegetables have no business being in a dessert. 04:05 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. A ranch is a place, not a flavor! Chick Jacobs @NCWeatherhound @jonbecker_ Ranch dressing serves no culinary purpose, expect to drown any bugs that might linger on salad or dipping vegetables. 01:41 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bubbles in champagne? Good. In water? Bad. MildlyExasperated @MExasperated @jonbecker_ Sparkling water tastes like if water could go bad. 03:10 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Points were made. Ré @UltimateNay @jonbecker_ Chocolate & peppermint is a combination that belongs in the bad place 🤢 peppermint is for gum, mints and toothpaste, stuff that gets rid of taste & makes everything else taste temporarily awful (toothpaste & oj anyone) why on earth pair it with chocolate ie. the best taste ever! 12:56 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This is funny, and yet, incorrect. Nick Polacco @Nickname0421 @jonbecker_ If you replaced calamari with the rubber band that holds broccoli, and then deep fry it, no one would know the difference 03:36 AM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Hi, I'd like a martini with two "pickled knots of tree anger," please. Samantha C @HeartofTXSam @jonbecker_ Olives are not food. They are pickled knots of tree anger whose only distinguishing characteristic is a byproduct of whatever flavor of liquid malice they have had the misfortune to be embalmed in. Olive oil is the other end of the tree's emotional spectrum. 07:30 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Okay, but chicken nuggets are great so I don't see the problem. Chris Beasley @logan48227 @jonbecker_ They're not "boneless wings", they're just chicken mcnuggets for adults & they still aren't as good as real wings. 05:59 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. LMAOOOO! Joanne Harris @Joannechocolat @AdamCMacK @nrbmbr @jonbecker_ Lettuce is crunchy water. 10:49 AM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Someone please escort this person out of the restaurant. IllinoisNewDemocratRicoP @reesetheone1 @jonbecker_ There is nothing wrong with a WELL DONE STEAK.... I don't give a damn what anyone says. 02:26 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kids get all the best stuff, it's not fair. Edward Mason @512DotCom @jonbecker_ There's no reason to eat ketchup after the age of 8. Anything that you think ketchup can make better is much better with BBQ sauce. 04:08 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. If neither fruit or vegetables go in pie, what's left? Russo's Snacks @RussosSnacks @jonbecker_ fruit does not belong in or on pie 07:12 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ...I thought this was, like, a proven scientific fact. John Sipher @john_sipher @jonbecker_ Cookie dough is often better than cookies. 03:47 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. The only loaves I like are bread! Joanne Macgregor (Author) @JoanneMacg @_woweewow_ @jonbecker_ I don’t get meatloaf. Why take a good piece of meat, disassemble it into specks, and then reassemble and overcook it? 08:26 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Hahahaha it's funny, 'cause it's true. Zachary East @zachary_east412 @jonbecker_ All beer tastes the same, all of them 12:35 AM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Why would I ever willingly eat anything that's sour?? (And yes, this goes for candy.) But especially, cream???? George Brown @GeorgeBrownSTL @jonbecker_ Sour cream adds little to nothing to any food item. It is mayonnaise and horseradish's inferior sibling. 05:01 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. We're still debating this? In 2019? Licorice is bad, people! Move on dot org. Kim Kierkegaardashian is dead @KimKierkegaard If you want to understand what death tastes like, eat licorice https://t.co/GozwUIF9Yg 04:34 PM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Stop trying to ruin my brunch! Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau champagne and orange juice are both bad on their own and even worse together. https://t.co/5qIiH7vqcA 02:29 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Even celebs are chiming in, with their thoughts: Jameela Jamil 🌈 @jameelajamil I’m sure it tastes good... but Anything prepared *tartare* looks and feels like playing Russian Roulette with your arsehole. https://t.co/PA9slkvF8E 04:30 PM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. YES, Lena. Preach. Lena Waithe @LenaWaithe I hate tomatoes 🤷🏾♀️ https://t.co/aBbuE7Glot 03:50 PM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. This would honestly explain so much. Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Artichokes fell to earth from space and are actually a sentient flesh-spore made from the traumatic memories of a forgotten galactic genocide. https://t.co/HPHcggiv0n 08:33 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. But out of all of them, this milk opinion is the one I will never stop having nightmares about. Boneless. Cheese. No, thank you. Delete. Return to sender. haley @haLO7298 Milk is just boneless cheese and no I will not be taking any questions at this time https://t.co/A9mSZsZ6be 07:35 AM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Which of these food opinions do you agree or disagree with the most? Have your own controversial take on food? Share your thoughts in the comments below!