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    24 Cheesecake Factory Jokes That Are Almost As Good As The Brown Bread

    "The Cheesecake Factory menu is the same size as the Bible and has about the same cultural significance."

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    just had Cheesecake Factory for the first time. i didn’t know everybody was getting off like THIS

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    like fuck anyone who tries to get in between me and my Cheesecake Factory meal rn. honestly goodbye leave a message at the tone.

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    How I look at my Cheesecake Factory leftovers

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    Me when there’s no line at The Cheesecake Factory: https://t.co/oktuiOOawz

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    when they serve you that brown bread at Cheesecake Factory

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    I've almost finished reading the entire cheesecake factory menu so no spoilers

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    me, bodied in the cheesecake factory parking lot at 12:01am when that direct deposit hit

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    Me *going to the Cheesecake Factory*: I'm going to get one slice of cheesecake and it will be delicious Me *at the Cheesecake Factory*: on second thought

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    the @Cheesecake Factory menu is the same size as the Bible and has about the same cultural significance

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    Trying to order off The Cheesecake Factory menu: #TheBachelor

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    Me: This is my favorite book Date: That is a cheesecake factory menu Me: *turning to page 64* It's both

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    if someone took me on a date for cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory, I'd probably just marry them on the spot

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    looking at the Cheesecake Factory menu

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    “Our Table is ready at The Cheesecake Factory.”

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    I know it’s rude to sneak pictures of celebrities in public, but I just spotted Sauron in The Cheesecake Factory.

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    me after finishing 2 loaves of bread at Cheesecake Factory and then my entree comes out https://t.co/XYR1fayRcY

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    Server, Are you ready to order? Me, Wait till I get to the 3rd chapter. #CheesecakeFactoryMenu

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    they just added cheesecake factory to my area’s doordash.............

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    the cheesecake factory brown bread is the backbone of this nation

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    Today on Price is Right they gave away a year of free dinners to Cheesecake Factory and I've never wanted to win a prize so badly

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    cheesecake factory bread could punch me in the face and steal my wallet and I would probably say thank you

    TLDR;

    Here’s my Cheesecake Factory take: whenever I go there I have the time of my life