If you can believe it (because what are days anymore), a whole 'nother week has passed, so here are some hilarious tweets from women.
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If I cooked something then it is healthy! Doesn't matter what's in it!!
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I'm sorry but there's nothing difficult about going a month without sex lmfao. And for $100 000? Piece of cake. https://t.co/M082DeUVls
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hi my name is Amari and i bet you’re wondering how i got here...😭💀 https://t.co/uAipVdDAec
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hogwarts has been really quiet since this https://t.co/9UTMmClRWa
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My mama came in my room talkin bout “why would you put yo lashes next to mine, they gone get mixed up” girl no tf they not😭😭
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well this took too long
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Me to my fiancé the night before our wedding: “we still on for tomorrow?”
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When you are left on read during quarantine
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Professors be like “I understand this is a difficult time” and then not change their expectations whatsoever
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guys I tweeted my turnip prices and elijah wood just came to my island and hung out 😭😭😭😭😭 this is the best day in quarantine yet
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I do not care what ANYONE says. When I was younger, it was spelled Chik-Fil-A. I promise you. Not Chick-Fil-A.
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me to my spinach after I cook it
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How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:
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The existence of the meatball sub implies that there also exists a meatball dom
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Long as my job have tissue my house has tissue 🙃🤷🏾♀️
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my parents coming to my dressing room after watching me die on stage
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Ah crap...
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I can guarantee, your email is not finding me well
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My dad once woke me up in the middle of the night because he said it disturbed him how peacefully I sleep without a degree. He said he’d be tossing and turning the whole night if he were me 😭😭😭
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me, turning my wifi off & on again: i am a woman in STEM
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The raccoons are returning to the libraries. Nature is healing.
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Parents the second schools open up again: