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Posted on Jun 24, 2018

17 Tweets From This Week That Are So Good Over 100K People Liked Them

And a bunch of retweets, too.

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me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ don’t ever leave the house but still would like to be invited to leave the house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

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waking up after sleeping with a tank top on

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My naym is snek My body long My hed is smol But jaw is stronk And wen it time To get me fed I open wide I monch the bred https://t.co/uLl9Vmfh3m

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me: *opens mouth to scream into the void* the void: sorry man we're full up me: what? the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams me: but— the void: we👏are👏at👏capacity👏sir. try a pillow.

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I swear 2018 went JANUARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Febuarymarchaprilmayjune

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When u plan an outfit out in ur head but it looks mad stupid once u try it on and now u don't know what to wear

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Told my coworker i was Ambidextrous this nigga said “that’s wassup bro love who you love” LMFAOOOOOO

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This is so funny you can’t even be mad LOL

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I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won

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I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday

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WHY IS MY SISTER LIKE THIS?!? 😭😭😭😭😭🤣

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You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. https://t.co/0ACzkyQhpG

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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.

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me: is there a spirit in my house ouija board: *slides to yes* me: great your portion of the rent is 650 it’s due the first of the month ouija board: F U C K

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