1. To you, tea = life.
2. You've got one of these knocking around in your house.
3. You've looked at someone a few years younger than you on a night out and thought, "They must be FREEZING".
4. You always have a tissue up your sleeve.
5. You bloody well love baking.
6. You love, and look great in, a good cardie.
7. You're the agony aunt of your group.
8. You own at least one of these items:
Because, after a day in heels, they feel like walking on a cloud.
9. This looks like a brilliant night out to you:
10. Your ideal Sunday afternoon would be binge-watching black-and-white weepies.
11. You realise that pearls can look both timeless and modern.
12. At weddings and parties, you're always first on the dance floor.
13. Everyone says you've got a heart of gold.
14. You can't let someone leave your house unless you've fed them first.
15. You'd rather furnish your house with amazing vintage finds than brand new identikit chipboard stuff.
16. You're totally over nightclubs.
17. Gossip is your lifeblood.
18. You feel underdressed unless you've got your lippie on.
19. Let's be honest, you quite like feeding the ducks in the park.
20. You love receiving post.
21. You've always had an eye for a silver fox.
You want the world to be a nicer place.
