Paid PostPosted on Apr 13, 201611 Pearls Of Wisdom From Andrew Dice ClayHe’s never been afraid to speak his mind. Want more wisdom from the master? Watch the new SHOWTIME® original series DICE, Sundays at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT — or stream the full season now.by ShowtimeBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. “No man should ever pay for another man’s Denali.” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 2. “The ATM’s charging a $5 fee? I ain’t paying it. It’s like tipping the machine.” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 3. “Normally, you get coffee and it’s really hot. What I do is right before I sip it, I blow on it a little.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Courtesy of SHOWTIME® 4. “Comics and magicians, they don’t mix." Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 5. “Sometimes you gotta take your balls out and put ‘em on the butcher block, or else, what’s the fucking point?” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 6. “If you owe the bank a few dollars, the bank owns you. But if you owe the bank a lot of money, you own the bank.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Courtesy of SHOWTIME® 7. "You never change a fucking nickname. Ever.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Courtesy of SHOWTIME® 8. “Don’t try to get too deep inside me. It’s a very scary place to be.” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 9. “Don’t carry another guy’s jacket.” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 10. “Life is long. One day you’re selling out Madison Square Garden, the next you’re playing the back of a sushi restaurant called ‘Bonzai.’” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® 11. “A comedian knows when the bit is over.” Kelsey McNeil/SHOWTIME® A wise man, indeed. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Watch Andrew Dice Clay in his new SHOWTIME® original comedy series. Catch new episodes of DICE Sundays at 9:30 p.m. — only on SHOWTIME®, or download the app to start your free trial now.