3.When you literally slay the definition of QUEEN:
4.When you've got moves on the dance floor that nobody's ever seen before:
5.When the catcallers try to bring you down:
6.When you are your own BFF:
7.When you realize just how powerful you truly are:
8.When you show respect for technology so it does not destroy you:
9.When you know exactly what you want from life...
10....and you know that anything else is just extra:
11.When you've clearly got your priorities straight:
12.When you serve up shade on a platter with an extra side of sass:
13.When you're on track with your five-year plan and it conforms to no man's rules:
14.When you discover functional fashion:
Can Bridgette Bird keep her sh*t together too? Check out the series premiere of SMILF now. New episodes air every Sunday at 10/9c following Shameless — only on SHOWTIME®.