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Santa’s an old man, and it just isn’t safe for him to travel this year during the pandemic. An immune elf named Eliakim is stepping in pretty last second. Take the quiz to find out what he'll bring you!

What Gift Will Santa's Replacement Bring You?

In general, what are your feelings on Christmas?

Pick a snowy home to spend the holiday.

And what do you hope the interior of that home looks like?

Which of these images would you most associate with the North Pole?

Which North Pole job are you best suited for?

Choose a Christmas scented candle.

And finally, which magical North Pole power do you wish you had?

You are vibrant, bold, and dedicated, especially in your love for Christmas. The elf Eliakim salutes you. He brings you this sword, which is both cumbersome to wield and illegal, to remind that you're a badass. The North Pole LLC is not responsible for any legal repercussions of weapon ownership.

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Traditional Japanese Sword

You're mellow and thoughtful and like quality time spent with yourself. The elf Eliakim invites you to indulge in this large bowl of fresh, soft avocados. Make what you will of them, but he would like the bowl back, it belongs to the Claus family. Bowl can be shipped to P.O. Box 12250, the North Pole.

A Bowl of Avocados But Please Return the Bowl

This might not be your favorite time of year, but the elf Eliakim wanted to inspire you with a Christmas miracle. Behold, a hog. Is he your pet? Is he your enemy? He is a miracle, appearing under your tree and nosing around the presents. Please do not fear the hog. Eliakim really meant well with this one.

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A Live Hog

The holidays can be stressful, and the elf Eliakim thought this would be a nice little treat to see briefly on Christmas Eve night. People might not believe you; they may say, that's impossible to see from here, but please know it's real. Years later, the elf Eliakim will look back and realize this gift is his magnum opus.

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A Glimpse of the Northern Lights

Christmas magic, anyone? That's what the elf Eliakim says as he presents you with the Liberty Bell. Yes he stole it. Yes they will probably want it back. But what's better than a reindeer bell? A famous bell that played a role in American history! The elf Eliakim is not actually clear on the significance of the Liberty Bell, but he humbly presents it anyway.

He Wanted to Get You a Bell from a Reindeer, Like in the Polar Express, But Stole You the Liberty Bell on a Whim Instead

The elf Eliakim gets it. You're not a Christmas person. Chill out in this plush couch he brought all the way from the North Pole. And be grateful, because it was hell to transport!

adult white American bulldog sitting on couch

Really Cushiony Sofa

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