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Pretend You're In A Slasher Movie And We'll Tell You Which Side Character You Are

Where are you when the movie first begins?

How would others describe your character?

This murder stuff is pretty scary. How does your character take their mind off things?

More people have been killed. Quick! Grab a random object to use as a weapon.

Pick a place to hide.

Which slasher movie sin would you totally commit?

What's your biggest weakness here?

Why do people root for your character?

Finally, name an element from your character's most iconic scene.

You are tired. Tired of freaking out about the killer and tired of unhelpful 911 operators on the telephone. Tired of cooking everyone’s damn dinner and still spending half the movie alone curled up in a ball wailing. Pour yourself a drink, mama. Or actually – maybe slow it down. Yours is a character spiraling into madness.

Long-Suffering Mother

Okay, sexy. You’re hot to trot and you know it, and you don’t care if that confidence threatens the meek betas on campus. Some could call you brash or shallow – you prefer bold or sassy. Your tough, take-no-crap attitude makes you a born scene-stealer. It will not, however, win you any points with the killer. :(

Nubile Young Coed

You are absolutely unhinged. This character thinks it’s funny to stage an elaborate fake terrorist attack/murder/horrific freak accident while there is an actual killer on the loose. They say things like, “sorry, couldn’t help myself!” and, “lighten up, it’s Halloween!” And they’re always way hornier than they should be in times of peril. Get a grip.

Friend Who Loves "Pulling Pranks"

You’d rather be anywhere but here for like, the entire movie. Not a big fan of kids, your character spends the film lamenting this lame babysitting gig. You’re an avid TV watcher and liquor pourer. You chew gum and talk on the telephone. A little scatterbrained, you might let the kid wander off or eat sugary cereal for dinner or something. Let’s just hope you’re as resourceful as you are bored, ‘cause there’s a maniac on the loose.

Crappy Babysitter

Don’t judge a book by its cover! You might be a bit of an outsider, with a tendency to end up in the wrong place at the wrong time. The other folks don’t really ~get~ you, but it’s just because you’re so unique. Never stop marching to the beat of your own drum, even if the characters start to think you’re the killer, because you just look so guilty rn. It’s actually really bad.

Dude Who Looks Really Guilty

You never even asked to be here. You’re one to avoid the drama and hullabaloo of the main characters, preferring not to get involved. Independent and disciplined, you keep to yourself and work diligently at your own stuff. You still might end up getting killed, just as an extra scene they throw in there. Hey man. No one said life was fair.

Store Clerk Who's Not a Part of This

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Pretend You're In A Slasher Movie And We'll Tell You Which Side Character You Are

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