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Which Apt 2E Roommate Are You?

What's your pet peeve?

Who is your best friend?

What is love?

What is your sexual orientation?

Which Philadelphia sight would you most like to visit?

What TV show do you watch while you cook?

Where do you grocery shop?

Weekend trip to New York! What are you doing?

What is your non-theatre hobby?

You are Abby! A proud Enneagram #6 and ENTP, you are ALWAYS questioning....everything. So you are never sure of anything, ever. But hey, you are never bored! If you run out of obscure sexual orientation labels to consider openly applying to yourself, you can always question the nature of life, love, or reality itself! You will probably never successfully meditate. You name it, it's a construct. What is existence?

Abby

TYou are Abby! You are a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being. You hate yourself and walk around in a perpetual state of embarrassment. You feel genuinely sorry for anyone who has ever spent time around you. You can list your flaws on command, and you WILL list them without being commanded. You don't deserve [life/love/friends/food/happiness/professional success/good grades/OTHER (specify}]. Everyone hates you because you can't stop talking about how much you hate yourself. You are deeply, deeply offended when people don't accept your Facebook friend requests.

You are Abby! You like to go on adventures, play word games, and listen to disco music. You love cats more than life itself and want one desperately, but would feel guilty cooping it up in your tiny studio apartment. You are an angry feminist.

You are Abby's evil twin, a sadistic and petty bitch (to put it mildly). Your hobbies include complaining about things that don't impact you, actively searching for reasons to hate successful people, Sephora.com, and making Buzzfeed quizzes instead of finishing Uta Hagen's 9 essential questions which are due tomorrow. You will stop at nothing to alienate everyone who once loved you. On your fourth birthday, your mom wouldn't let you have another piece of cake so you told her you wanted to give her a back massage and then pounded her back so hard that she figured out you were trying to punish her.

Jennifer

You are The Hammock! By far the coolest member of the household, you are under appreciated by your roommates and over appreciated by guests. You're pretty inexpensive, but great quality, considering. Your biggest flaw is that you take up a lot of space. Your biggest attribute is that you also serve as a towel rack and Storage Area.

The Hammock

You are Nutritional Yeast, a delicious popcorn topping and key ingredient in dairy free nacho cheese! You are the backbone of the household and it would cease to function without you. When you're not around, everyone is sad and empty. Some people are "weirded out" by you, but that's because they haven't gotten to know you.

Nutritional Yeast

Oh shit, she doesn't live here. Abby is just really used to living with her. Oops.

[Amanda]

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