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Unfortunately for us, Rose Apothecary is not real and neither is Schitt's Creek, so I curated a list of products that David Rose would definitely want to display at the store alongside the SEVEN(!) Emmy Awards they snagged this week!
1. This Moringa Body Milk that is exactly what it says on the label - milk for the body. And no, you cannot drink it - ₹575
2. This Almond Milk Body Yoghurt that is light-weight, instantly absorbable, and also not for consumption - ₹945
3. This hand-made tinted lip balm with Rose Damascena & Saffron essential oils with over 700 positive reviews will definitely find a place by the Apothecary's cash register - ₹232
4. Or this Wine Grapefruit lip balm that David and Alexis will end up using and call it sampling 🍷 - ₹99
5. This hand-made Charcoal Soap with Neem and Cinnamon that will fit right in with David's monochrome aesthetic - ₹229
6. This Ruby Gemstone Bath Bar with actual gemstone powder is just the kind of affordable luxury you would find at the store - ₹275
7. This relaxing Ocean Blue Bath Salt that is in tune with Patrick's colour palette and that is why David doesn't mind having it on display in the front of the store - ₹337
8. Rose Apothecary always looks like it smells amazing and I am sure that is because they have TONS of fragrance products. Like this Apple Cinnamon Potpurri Spray that would probably fly off the shelves as soon as Autumn comes around - ₹250
9. This hand-poured Soy Candle in the fragrance 'Summer Garden' with notes of Lavender and Neroli that would easily be a town favourite - ₹615
10. Or this 'Lily of the Valley' Candle with the dreamy note of lily blossoms. I bet Alexis would really like this candle because it reminds her of the weekend she spent with Tom Hiddleston in the English countryside - ₹575
11. These lemongrass incense sticks that smell refreshing and keep insects at bay. David probably has a stash in the back room reserved for personal use only - ₹350
12. While not quite Mr Hockley's tea, this Santing Oolong tea with notes of wildflower, caramel, citrus and earth is very on-brand for David and the store - ₹259
13. This chunky teal blanket would absolutely be nestled in the corner of the store with the cat-hair scarves - ₹2,589
14. We know that the store also dabbles in cheeses and dips, and I am convinced that this ridiculously delicious Sundried Tomato & Olive Tapenade will 100% be in the preserves fridge - ₹290
15. And if Rose Apothecary was in India, there is no way they wouldn't be running out of this Naagin Hot Sauce – made with Saankeshwari chillies from Maharashtra – every other week - ₹225
