100 - already got the award!36155Once I get around to logging them... how do you do that again?None, I've got time
Ask for an extensionYour internet wasn't working? Yeah, your internet wasn't working.Nothing. I’m sure I already handed that homework in a few days ago.I won't show up, just like I've done for the past week.Nothing. I’d do the homework during lunch or breakfastNothing and hope they won’t noticeConveniently schedule a meeting with Ms. Ponsky during that class
StudyNothingI only study. There's no time to eat.Wait in line for cholentIt's different every dayGo to whatever random program is taking placeGo on a hunt for food because I forgot my lunch… again
Newspaper (it looks good on my resume)East Asian Studies Club (yes it still exists)All of themDoes sleeping count?None. There’s too much TV in this world for me to catch up on.Sports TeamThe clubs that didn't make the cut
I'm never lateLate? I just don't show up.I was meeting with Rabbi Trencher... while making coffee... and exploring the hallsIt’s a Short Friday and you forgot that 5th period is before lunch
Main minyanWhichever one didn't have a working iPadUm... first period?Depends on the dayDavening LeaderWomen’s tefillah
Take notesDo homework for other classesYou mean if I went to class?Starbucks or online shopping. Depends on the day.Sleep
NetflixGet ahead on schoolworkRead
Until the teacher starts talkingI never space outI'm always very focused... on Facebook messenger10 minutes until I start wondering how long until my free period20 minutesThere's a difference between spacing out and working on other homeworkDoes falling asleep count as spacing out?Until I get bored (after about 2 minutes)
Watch TVGet started on the essay that’s due in five months from nowTell yourself that you’ll start your homework soon as you open 20 tabs on your computerFreak out about all the work you have to doWork until dawn
My lunch breakWhy would I want a shorter school day?Having longer, but fewer classesAnything!!!!Anything besides my sleepI already just don't go to class
10:00 or earlier11:0012:001:00 or laterWhat's sleep?
LibrarySenior LoungeLockers!Random places throughout the schoolCafeteriaI always forget my lunch...What's lunch?
Countdown ClockThe hallway monitorThe senior lounge fridgeThe coffee machine in Rabbi Trencher's office
Which Berman Schedule Are You?
You stayed up until 1:00AM last night and then proceeded to study during every single break throughout the day, pausing only to eat that chocolate bar you bought from canteen on your way to the library.
For you, class is just 40 minutes of watching the minute hand on the clock. For you, the best school day is a no school day, or at least, a short school day.
You like the day short, but you'd like to keep your breaks the same length so that you can fully enjoy Free Food Friday. Plus, there's still time when you get home to watch Netflix.
Some would call you boring, and others would call you, well, boring, but you just like consistency. Complicated schedules aren't really your thing because you like to be able to remember exactly when class ends so that you can be the first one out the door when the bell rings. Unfortunately, this means fewer excuses for why you weren't at mincha...
11 AM Delayed Opening Schedule: You never come to school before 11 AM anyway, so why does it make sense that school should start without you?
You like to be where the action is. You can be seen in pictures from every school event, including every grade's shabbaton.
You feel that you have too many things to do in too little time. Each day is crazy in it's own way. Whether you're attending a meeting for a club you're in or organizing an event, you're always running around doing something. It has been concluded that you don't sleep.
There's a 99% chance that you never eat, sleep, or do anything that isn't productive.
Sure, you might push work off to the last minute, but as far as your teacher knows, your internet wasn't working last night.
Every class is just as boring to you. It's all the same, so you would be willing to have classes almost twice the normal length just to end school an hour earlier. Some would agree with you, while others would consider you insane.
For some odd reason, you don't space out during class and don't mind the long school day. You seem to genuinely enjoy learning.
You do your homework a couple months in advance and go to sleep before 10:00. Whether it's davening or class, you're always early. The question that no one can answer is why you would do such a thing.
You like randomness in your days. Chessed Faire instead of 8th period? Why not? Classes at different random start and end times? Sure.
You always seem to miss class at especially convenient times. However, when you do arrive, it's always with a note in hand.
You're like a human zombie walking through the hall. You always seem to be tired, yet it doesn't seem like it was work that you were staying up late to do last night.
You like variety in your days, but only to a point. Shorter classes are okay, but a significantly shorter lunches are not.
You never seem to eat anything during lunch anyway. Then again, you never seem to remember your lunchbox either.