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Which Berman Schedule Are You?

There are so many Berman schedules. Which one are you?

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  1. When do you get to school?

    7:55
    8:10
    8:15
    8:50
    9:00
    10:00
    11:00
  2. How many community service hours do you have so far?

    100 - already got the award!
    36
    15
    5
    Once I get around to logging them... how do you do that again?
    None, I've got time
  3. What do you tell the teacher if you didn't do your homework?

    Ask for an extension
    Your internet wasn't working? Yeah, your internet wasn't working.
    Nothing. I’m sure I already handed that homework in a few days ago.
    I won't show up, just like I've done for the past week.
    Nothing. I’d do the homework during lunch or breakfast
    Nothing and hope they won’t notice
    Conveniently schedule a meeting with Ms. Ponsky during that class
  4. What do you do during lunch?

    Study
    Nothing
    I only study. There's no time to eat.
    Wait in line for cholent
    It's different every day
    Go to whatever random program is taking place
    Go on a hunt for food because I forgot my lunch… again
  5. What extracurriculars are you part of?

    Newspaper (it looks good on my resume)
    East Asian Studies Club (yes it still exists)
    All of them
    Does sleeping count?
    None. There’s too much TV in this world for me to catch up on.
    Sports Team
    The clubs that didn't make the cut
  6. What's the main reason you're usually late?

    I'm never late
    Late? I just don't show up.
    I was meeting with Rabbi Trencher... while making coffee... and exploring the halls
    It’s a Short Friday and you forgot that 5th period is before lunch
  7. What minyan do you usually go to?

    Main minyan
    Whichever one didn't have a working iPad
    Um... first period?
    Depends on the day
    Davening Leader
    Women’s tefillah
  8. What do you do during class?

    Take notes
    Do homework for other classes
    You mean if I went to class?
    Starbucks or online shopping. Depends on the day.
    Sleep
    Facebook
  9. What do you do in your free time?

    Facebook
    Netflix
    Get ahead on schoolwork
    Read
  10. How long does it take you before you space out during class?

    Until the teacher starts talking
    I never space out
    I'm always very focused... on Facebook messenger
    10 minutes until I start wondering how long until my free period
    20 minutes
    There's a difference between spacing out and working on other homework
    Does falling asleep count as spacing out?
    Until I get bored (after about 2 minutes)
  11. What do you usually do right when you get home from school?

    Watch TV
    Get started on the essay that’s due in five months from now
    Tell yourself that you’ll start your homework soon as you open 20 tabs on your computer
    Freak out about all the work you have to do
    Work until dawn
  12. What would you do/give in exchange for a shorter school day?

    My lunch break
    Why would I want a shorter school day?
    Having longer, but fewer classes
    Anything!!!!
    Anything besides my sleep
    I already just don't go to class
  13. What time do you usually go to sleep?

    10:00 or earlier
    11:00
    12:00
    1:00 or later
    What's sleep?
  14. Where do you usually eat lunch?

    Library
    Senior Lounge
    Lockers!
    Random places throughout the school
    Cafeteria
    I always forget my lunch...
    What's lunch?
  15. If you could have a plaque with your name on it on one thing in the school, what would it be?

    Countdown Clock
    The hallway monitor
    The senior lounge fridge
    The coffee machine in Rabbi Trencher's office

Which Berman Schedule Are You?

You got: Wednesday Schedule

You stayed up until 1:00AM last night and then proceeded to study during every single break throughout the day, pausing only to eat that chocolate bar you bought from canteen on your way to the library.

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You got: Short Friday Schedule

For you, class is just 40 minutes of watching the minute hand on the clock. For you, the best school day is a no school day, or at least, a short school day.

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You got: Long Friday Schedule

You like the day short, but you'd like to keep your breaks the same length so that you can fully enjoy Free Food Friday. Plus, there's still time when you get home to watch Netflix.

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You got: Regular Schedule

Some would call you boring, and others would call you, well, boring, but you just like consistency. Complicated schedules aren't really your thing because you like to be able to remember exactly when class ends so that you can be the first one out the door when the bell rings. Unfortunately, this means fewer excuses for why you weren't at mincha...

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You got: 11 AM Delayed Opening Schedule

11 AM Delayed Opening Schedule: You never come to school before 11 AM anyway, so why does it make sense that school should start without you?

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You got: AM/Lunch Assembly Schedule

You like to be where the action is. You can be seen in pictures from every school event, including every grade's shabbaton.

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You got: Short Friday/Rosh Chodesh Schedule

You feel that you have too many things to do in too little time. Each day is crazy in it's own way. Whether you're attending a meeting for a club you're in or organizing an event, you're always running around doing something. It has been concluded that you don't sleep.

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You got: Wednesday/Fast Day Schedule

There's a 99% chance that you never eat, sleep, or do anything that isn't productive.

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You got: Wednesday/Breakfast Assembly Schedule

Sure, you might push work off to the last minute, but as far as your teacher knows, your internet wasn't working last night.

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You got: Even Block Day Schedule

Every class is just as boring to you. It's all the same, so you would be willing to have classes almost twice the normal length just to end school an hour earlier. Some would agree with you, while others would consider you insane.

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You got: Odd Block Day Schedule

For some odd reason, you don't space out during class and don't mind the long school day. You seem to genuinely enjoy learning.

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You got: Rosh Chodesh Schedule

You do your homework a couple months in advance and go to sleep before 10:00. Whether it's davening or class, you're always early. The question that no one can answer is why you would do such a thing.

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You got: November 28th Schedule

You like randomness in your days. Chessed Faire instead of 8th period? Why not? Classes at different random start and end times? Sure.

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You got: AM Assembly/Long Friday Schedule

You always seem to miss class at especially convenient times. However, when you do arrive, it's always with a note in hand.

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You got: Delayed Opening Schedule

You're like a human zombie walking through the hall. You always seem to be tired, yet it doesn't seem like it was work that you were staying up late to do last night.

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You got: AM Assembly Schedule

You like variety in your days, but only to a point. Shorter classes are okay, but a significantly shorter lunches are not.

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You got: Asara B'Tevet Schedule

You never seem to eat anything during lunch anyway. Then again, you never seem to remember your lunchbox either.

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