19 Steps To Living Like Caroline Stanbury

    Everyone's fave Lady of London.

    Sheridan Watson
    by Sheridan Watson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    So you want to be Caroline Stanbury?

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    Well of course you do. Her life is unreal. Like this is her getting ready in the morning for BREAKFAST.

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    Don't fret. You too can have this life. Just follow these simple steps!

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    1. So you're going to want to start out with a teaspoon of aristocratic family.

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    Not too much that you're an actual royal but not too little that you're a plebeian either.

    2. You also have to buddy up to the right people.

    3. Be a badass businesswoman.

    4. Master the art of the selfie.

    5. And don't forget about the closet selfie.

    6. Oh, and btw — your closet should make a grown adult cry.

    7. Just fill it with things that cost more than a car.

    8. Your workout is the time when you can improve your mind, body, spirit, and Instagram following.

    9. Snag a hot S.O.

    10. Have an adorable kid (or three).

    11. Bonus points if two of those kids are twins that make every woman's uterus cry.

    12. And even more points if your daughter models for a high-fashion brand like Roberto Cavalli.

    13. Don't be afraid to hire a glam squad. Looking this perfect is a strenuous job that you should leave to the professionals.

    14. Your makeup artist should be your BFF, confidante, and soulmate. It's also great if they're really hot too.

    15. Remember the first thing they taught you at business school*: Branding, branding, branding.

    16. Travel as if the airport is one long fashion show.

    17. But really, flying private makes the most sense.

    18. Vacation like you're getting paid to.

    19. Be the best freaking part of any reality show.

    Live. Like. Caroline.