The Rock Is About To Become A Father For The Third Time

"And once again, big daddy is completely surrounded by beautiful estrogen and loving, powerful female mana."

LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, Y'ALL: The Rock and Lauren Hashian are having another baby. And guess what? It's a baby girl!

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In a post that totally did not make me cry*, Lauren and Dwayne's daughter Jasmine poses underneath a sign that says "It's a Girl!"

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*And the lie detector determined, that was a lie.

And warning: Dwayne's beautiful caption will crush you.

Our Jasmine Lia would like to make a big announcement - IT’S A GIRL!
@laurenhashianofficial and I are boundlessly grateful for this blessing as this spring we’ll welcome our second baby.
Plus, Jazzy is excited to boss around and protect her lil’ sis.
And once again, big daddy is completely surrounded by beautiful estrogen and loving, powerful female mana.
All girls. Only dude.
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
#ItsAGirl #GratefulMan #TequilaTime

"AND ONCE AGAIN, BIG DADDY IS COMPLETELY SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL ESTROGEN AND LOVING, POWERFUL FEMALE MANA." 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

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Also pictured is Dwayne's gorgeous mama Ata Johnson.

So it looks like 2018 is gonna be a poppin' year for the fam — it was recently announced that Dwayne's eldest daughter, Simone, will be next year's Golden Globes Ambassador.

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The role was previously called Miss Golden Globe.

Congrats, everyone! Also, please let me into your family. Thanks.

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