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The Kardashian Family Tree Is Larger And More Confusing Than You Even Know

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This is a tale of a little family named Foster.

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As well as the family Hadid.

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And we can't forget about the Kardashians.

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You see, it's all part of this strange conspiracy to be the most attractive, richest, and coolest family tree in existence.

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You might be confused. So let's start at the beginning.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Dutch girl named Yolanda. She modeled for years before settling down with a man named Mohamed.

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Yolanda is now the best thing about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Mohamed builds houses and things that make him a lot of money. He's also crazy good at painting.

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Yolanda and Mohamed had three gorgeous kids.

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And Anwar.

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Who's only in high school but could definitely be a model at some point too.

Mohamed also had two beautiful daughters, Marielle and Alana, from a previous marriage.

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Yolanda and Mohammed didn't work out but it's totally OK 'cause they're still tight. Mohamed found love with the gorgeous Shiva.

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And Yolanda is now married to David Foster.

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David is like a big deal producer guy.

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Like Whitney Houston big deal.

David has five daughters. You might recognize Sara and Erin Foster. They're actresses.

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Oh, and just so you know, David used to be married to Linda Thompson, mother of Brandon and Brody Jenner.

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Yep, those Jenners. Look! They're still cool with their ex-stepdad.

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Brandon and Brody's father is, of course, the famous Bruce Jenner.

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Who had two children named Kendall and Kylie with some lady named Kris.

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Kris had children from a previous marriage but they're not fans of the limelight and prefer to remain anonymous.

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Ah, and just one more thing: Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are BFFs.

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Don't worry, we're confused by it all too.

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