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The Kardashian Family Tree Is Larger And More Confusing Than You Even Know

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This is a tale of a little family named Foster.

As well as the family Hadid.

And we can't forget about the Kardashians.

You see, it's all part of this strange conspiracy to be the most attractive, richest, and coolest family tree in existence.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Dutch girl named Yolanda. She modeled for years before settling down with a man named Mohamed.

Yolanda is now the best thing about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.


Mohamed builds houses and things that make him a lot of money. He's also crazy good at painting.

Yolanda and Mohamed had three gorgeous kids.

And Anwar.

Who's only in high school but could definitely be a model at some point too.

Mohamed also had two beautiful daughters, Marielle and Alana, from a previous marriage.

Yolanda and Mohammed didn't work out but it's totally OK 'cause they're still tight. Mohamed found love with the gorgeous Shiva.

And Yolanda is now married to David Foster.

David is like a big deal producer guy.

Like Whitney Houston big deal.

David has five daughters. You might recognize Sara and Erin Foster. They're actresses.

Oh, and just so you know, David used to be married to Linda Thompson, mother of Brandon and Brody Jenner.

Yep, those Jenners. Look! They're still cool with their ex-stepdad.

Brandon and Brody's father is, of course, the famous Bruce Jenner.

Who had two children named Kendall and Kylie with some lady named Kris.

Kris had children from a previous marriage but they're not fans of the limelight and prefer to remain anonymous.

Ah, and just one more thing: Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are BFFs.

Don't worry, we're confused by it all too.
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