As/Is·Posted on Aug 6, 201617 Things That Girls With Big Butts Will Think Are Fake"I don't really get wedgies."by Sheridan WatsonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Being able to squeeze through tight spaces like you're a fucking superhero. Fox If we were running away from a bad guy and had to squeeze through two walls in an alley, we would be really fucked. 2. Not getting wedgies from every piece of clothing known to man. Twitter: @KatsSpace_ R.I.P. underwear, shorts, dresses, pants — all eaten by the force of our cracks. 3. Being able to wear things without them ripping on your gigantic bottom. instagram.com 4. Never experiencing the true awkwardness of clothes exploding on your body in public. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "I LOOK SO FLY, OH WAIT." 5. Wearing a bodycon dress that doesn't constantly shimmy its way up your thighs like that's its job. Ron Chapple Stock / Getty Images *spends entire night anxiously pulling down on dress* 6. Finding a pair of well-fitting of jeans. instagram.com So...they fit? They go over your butt? But aren't too big on your waist? And feel right on your thighs? IMPOSSIBLE!!! 7. And putting on a pair of jeans in no time. look.co.uk You know, without sweating like you're competing in the Olympics or something. 8. Being able to quickly get out of chairs without taking the whole damn thing with you. instagram.com And what do you mean you can share seats with friends? 9. Not knocking things over/running into actual people on a daily basis. Twitter: @devin_ormin "Oh sorry, it kind of just does that." 10. Wearing a pair of low-riding jeans that doesn't expose the world to the Mariana Trench, aka your buttcrack. instagram.com 11. And being able to lean over without holding onto your bottoms for dear life. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MGM 12. Not leaving a visible mark wherever you sit. instagram.com Dat swamp ass doe. 13. Not having to buy a bottom size 3000 times bigger than your top. forever21.com 14. Wearing short shorts without spilling out of them. Twitter: @AngelinaMaienza 15. People not constantly pointing out that yes, you do have a large ass. SNL / Via reactiongifs.com You mean, people don't scream, "You got a DONK" at you? 16. And people not having the urge to say to you, "Baby got back," "back that ass up," or "you know what to do with that big fat butt." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com 17. And finally, wearing leggings without showing off what you've got going on underneath. instagram.com What sorcery.