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23 Times You Wished You Were Gisele Bündchen

She is obviously a wizard.

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1. When she was like, "Hold on, my husband is playing in the Super Bowl, lemme take a selfie."

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Same.

2. And then when her husband won and she was like, "Yay."

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Like, same.

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3. When she was like, "Date night, amirite?"

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Duh, same.

4. When she was like, "Here are my little angels."

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SAME.

5. And when she was like, "Breakfast."

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*hides day old Pop Tart and Diet Coke*

SAME.

6. When she was like, "Let's make a sign to root your dad on in the SUPER BOWL."

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It's so time-consuming, I have to do this with my kids EVERY YEAR.

7. When she was all like, "Karl, Baz, and I go way back."

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I actually was in the same sorority as Karl and Baz so THERE.

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8. When she was like, "Just a normal family day."

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*cries into pillow*

Totally. Same.

11. When she was like, "#tbt to that time I met the DALAI LAMA."

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We're so close I actually call him Dal.

12. When she was like, "Sure, Jimmy, I'll dance with you."

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I actually turned down the opportunity to appear on the Tonight Show because whatevs, right?

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13. When she was like, "This is so easy."

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But I can walk up the stairs without getting out of breath, BEAT THAT.

14. When she was like, "Don't everyone's jogs look like they're in a Vogue spread?"

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Real talk, though: Who's taking that picture?

15. When she was like, "I'll stare at you for 10 seconds and you shall be healed."

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I love spending my free time sitting on the beach looking at turtles. No, really, I do.

16. When she was like, "Oh, your toddler doesn't do yoga too?"

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Remember that one time a 2-year-old was more flexible than me LOL SO FUNNY.

17. "Because mine also loves to meditate."

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SAMZIES.

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18. When she was like, "It's so freezing here in my Boston mansion."

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I've been there, homegirl. The worst.

19. When she was like, "My dogs are starring in a reboot of Homeward Bound."

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My dog won't stay still for more than three seconds so SAME.

20. When she was like, "Work, ya know?"

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DO I KNOW.

21. But honestly, Gisele, what is your life?

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22. BECAUSE COOL STORY BRO.

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